Janner: Nobody is perfect
Sara: *walks in*
Janner:...one person is perfect
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Kalmar: How did you find me?
Janner: There was a big explosion, and I thought, "Now who could that be?"
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Sara: Hey you know what sucks?
Janner: Vacuums
Sara: You know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
Janner: Black holes
Sara: You know what just isn't cool?
Janner: Lava?
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Kalmar: *tries to pull the blanket up and accidentely punches himself in the face*
Kal: If that doesn't accurately describe my life I don't know what does.
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Judge: How do you plead?
Kal: *looks at Janner*
Janner: *mouths Not Guilty*
Kal: Hot milky
Judge: *???*
Janner: Just lock him up
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Nia: Did none of you think this was a bad idea???
Kalmar: No, we all did, but we went ahead and did it anyways.
Nia: *looks at Janner and Sara*
Janner and Sara: *are sitting on the couch with their heads buried in a book*
Janner: They forced us
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Kal: What do you think would happen if we mixed Espresso and Monster Energy?
Maraly:....I'm not sure
Kal:
Maraly:
Kal:
Maraly: Let's find out
Kal: We'll call it unalive
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Janner: *opens a bag of candy* *hands Sara a piece*
Kalmar and Leeli: *burst through the room door 0.003 seconds after bag opens*
Janner: hoW DID YOU GET HERE SO FAST-
Kalmar: Just give us the treats and we will let you be
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Doctors: *working to save a patient*
Artham: Ya know, back in my day, we just died.
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Janner: I trust Kal
Sara: You think he knows what he's doing?
Janner: I wouldn't go that far
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