Part 28

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Janner: Nobody is perfect

Sara: *walks in*

Janner:...one person is perfect

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Kalmar: How did you find me?

Janner: There was a big explosion, and I thought, "Now who could that be?"

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Sara: Hey you know what sucks?

Janner: Vacuums

Sara: You know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?

Janner: Black holes

Sara: You know what just isn't cool?

Janner: Lava?

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Kalmar: *tries to pull the blanket up and accidentely punches himself in the face*

Kal: If that doesn't accurately describe my life I don't know what does.

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Judge: How do you plead?

Kal: *looks at Janner*

Janner: *mouths Not Guilty*

Kal: Hot milky

Judge: *???*

Janner: Just lock him up

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Nia: Did none of you think this was a bad idea???

Kalmar: No, we all did, but we went ahead and did it anyways.

Nia: *looks at Janner and Sara*

Janner and Sara: *are sitting on the couch with their heads buried in a book*

Janner: They forced us

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Kal: What do you think would happen if we mixed Espresso and Monster Energy?

Maraly:....I'm not sure

Kal:

Maraly:

Kal:

Maraly: Let's find out

Kal: We'll call it unalive

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Janner: *opens a bag of candy* *hands Sara a piece*

Kalmar and Leeli: *burst through the room door 0.003 seconds after bag opens*

Janner: hoW DID YOU GET HERE SO FAST-

Kalmar: Just give us the treats and we will let you be

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Doctors: *working to save a patient*

Artham: Ya know, back in my day, we just died.

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Janner: I trust Kal

Sara: You think he knows what he's doing?

Janner: I wouldn't go that far

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