*everyone waking up to pitch black*
Janner: SARA?
Leeli: Thorn??
Sara: Janner?
Thorn: Leeeli!
Kalmar: FOOOD
Janner:...what?
Kalmar: I thought we were shouting things we love
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*police sirens wailing getting louder*
Sara, who's never done anything bad in her life: *sobbing* They found me
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Sara: Do fish feel wet?
Janner: Sara it's 3 AM
*2 hours later*
Sara: I have created a presentation
Janner: Go ahead
Kalmar, observing it all: You two are some weird nerds
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Kalmar: Hey Sara how to I get revenge on my enemies?
Sara: The best thing to do is to let it go
Kalmar:
Kalmar: Hey Maraly how do I get reve-
Maraly: knife
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Kalmar: Hey wanna hear a funny joke?
Maraly: I'm more into dark humor
Kalmar: *shuts lights off* Okay so the joke was-
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Sara: How many Wingfeathers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Leeli: Two. Kalmar, who knows how to do it, and Janner, who can lift him up to do it.
Artham: I'm right here...
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Sara: *trips*
Janner: *says quietly* who dare do this to you?
Sara, slightly worried: it was just a rock
*5 minutes later*
Sara: Janner why is the garden full of shattered rocks?
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*the crew is going on an adventure*
*they leave Thorn behind*
*1 hour in they start having problems with their houndricks*
Thorn: *swings down from a tree* *lads in front off them all* I bet ya missed me ;)
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*after a battle*
Leeli: Janner are you okay?
Janner: I'm fine
Sara: No you're not! You're injured!
Janner: I'm not injured I'm lightly stabbed
Sara: YOU WERE STABBED?!
Janner: Lightly!
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