Sara: Kalmar I...
Kal: I'm fine Sara
Sara: Are you sure?
Sara: That was big what you did back there
Sara: Trading your blueberry gooyballs to help Leeli
Kal: I am a hero Sara, a hero
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Janner: Stop being such a drama queen
Kal: First off thanks for calling me a queen
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*Me in 25 years*
Kid: Hey Mom I found this book in the attic, can I read it?
Me: what's it called?
Kid: The Wingfeather Saga
Me: Okay Leeli, go get your sisters Nia, Sara, Arundelle, and get your brothers Janner, Kal, Podo, and Artham. Momma's got some explaining to do before you read that
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*what WFS characters need*
Artham: His sanity
Kalmar: Responsibility
Leeli: Recognition
Nia: A BIG break from her kids
Maraly: A steady family
Sara: Literally just Janner
Janner: Literally just Sara
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*texting*
Gammon: How was school?
Maraly: Okay...don't over-react...I had to go to the principles office
Gammon: WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Maraly: Teacher pointed at me and then she said, "At the end of this finger is an incompetent girl" and so I said "Which end?"
Gammon: HAHA YOU MAKE ME PROUD! You're not even grounded!
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Leeli: Okay guys I am so so sorry
Janner: Slow down what did you do?
Leeli: So I tried to get through to Kal through music and he took it really well
Janner: I don't see the problem-
Kal: *kicks down door*
Kal: I am now a professional kazoo player and communication only through kazoo
Kal: *plays kazoo*
YOU ARE READING
Wingfeather incorrect quotes
HumorHilarious incorrect quotes! I've had the idea to do this for a while, so here goes...something. All are from my idea's.
