Wingfeather incorrect quotes

Part 47

Sara: Did you just refer to a knife as a 'people opener'?

Maraly: Is that not what it is?

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Kal: If I cut off my leg, and swing it at your head, and I hitting you or kicking you?

Janner: You'll most likely mentally scare me more than anything.

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*Janner, filling out a match making quiz*

Question: What is your favorite color:

Janner: Sara Cobbler

Question: What is your favorite book?

Janner: Sara Cobbler

Question: What is your favorite personality?

Janner: Sara Cobbler?

*100 questions later*

Question: What do you look for in potential partners?

Janner: *slams his hands on the table* take a wild freaking guess.

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Claxton: Did I go too far?

Gammon: You went too far about 2 hours ago, now you're going to prison.

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Maraly: They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

Maraly: Well they've obviously never met Kalmar.

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Nia: I just need to hear those three words.

Kal: I love you?

Nia: Try again.

Kal, grumbling: I will behave.

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Leeli: That's ridiculous! Thorn doesn't have a crush on me!

Janner: Yes he does.

Kal: Yes he does.

Nia: Yes he does.

Artham: Yes he does.

Sara: Yes he does.

Thorn: Yes he does.

Everyone:

Thorn: I- I mean yes I do.

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Nobody:

Andrew Peterson: Lizard people exist.

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Leeli: Maker give me patience.

Kalmar: I think you mean strength.

Leeli: If the Maker gave me strength, you'd be dead.