Janner: You know I have very high standards in women.
Sara: *stumbles in* *drops all her books* *knocks a chair over*
Janner: I want her please sir what is her name I like her.
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Maraly, when she first met Sara: Janner and Sara? I don't see it.
Artham:...
Maraly: Oh gosh, now I see it.
Artham: *grins*
Maraly: I CAN'T STOP SEEING IT.
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"Kalmar Stop."
-A book written by Janner Wingfeather, co-authored by Leeli and Nia Wingfeather, excerpts from Artham Wingfeather and Sara Cobler, prequel by Gammon Felda.
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Therapist: I believe you said your childhood was satisfactory?
Maraly: No, you misheard me, I said 'sadness factory'.
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Kalmar: COME BACK HERE!
Janner: Nope! I'm done!
Kalmar: I'll take away your books!
Janner: Fine by me!
Kalmar: I'll take away your entire library!
Janner: I'll live!
Kalmar:
Kalmar: I wont let you see Sara anymore!
Janner: OKAY IM COMING BACK..
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*trouble sleeping*
Leeli: I beg for sleep, but sleep does not want me back.
Sara: I stay up till 6 am and wake up at 6 am!
Kalmar: I get 9 hours of sleep every night.
Artham: Sleep? Who needs sleep when you have caffeine?
Janner: *has been living off of red bull and caffeine for the past 2 years*
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Maraly: Hmm... Leeli's weakness: Dogs
Maraly: Kalmar's: Food
Maraly: Sara's: orphans
Maraly: Janner's: The promise of death that slowly ascends onto one's body promising a slow and painful death.
Janner: Wow. That was really personal compared to everyone else's.
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Kalmar: When I'm murdered, tell everyone to lower my body into the ground.
Maraly:...
Kalmar: You aren't even gonna question 'when'? Or why I said 'murdered'?
Maraly: No, because I'll be your murderer.
Kalmar:
Kalmar: JAAANNNERRRR
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Janner: I just need to hear those three little words,
Kalmar: I love you?
Janner: No.
Kalmar, grumbling: I will behave
Janner: Thank you.
YOU ARE READING
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HumorHilarious incorrect quotes! I've had the idea to do this for a while, so here goes...something. All are from my idea's.
