Kal: Janner's such a dork
Maraly: And a nerd
Kal: And a weirdo
Sara:
Janner
Sara: But he's my weird, nerdy dork.
Janner: You know, this would have been a sweet moment but it's now weird because you just called me a weird, nerdy dork.
Sara: Would it have been better if I just said 'I love you'?
Janner: Yes, very much so
Sara, grinning: I love you
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*texting*
Sara: Hey Kal, by chance do you know what Artham asked me to do? I forgot to write it down.
Kal: You write things down?
Sara: yeah, don't you?
Kal: No
Sara: How do you remember stuff then?
Kal: I forget it, like a cool person
Kal: But I guess since you're in love with a dork you wouldn't understand what it is to be cool
Sara: *adds Janner to chat*
Janner: DID YOU JUST CALL SARA A DORK?!!?!
Kal: No
Janner: Oh
Kal: I called you a dork
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Maraly: Some people just need a high five
Sara: Awww
Maraly: In the face
Sara: Wait what-
Maraly: With a chair
Sara: MARALY
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Janner: Which country has more birds?
Kal: Portu-geese
Kal: wait-
Sara: That's a language
Kal: Portu-gull
Janner: Nice recovery
Kal: Don't you mean nice re-dove-ery?
Maraly: Turkey, how did you miss Turkey?
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Maraly: So, you may be wondering "Maraly, why are you so funny?"
Maraly: Well my friends, I have one answer
Maraly, with jazz hands: Trauma
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Janner: What did you get for question 23?
Kal: 23.463 or something like that
Janner: Kal
Janner: We took an English test
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