Wingfeather incorrect quotes

Part 23

Kalmar: One of my greatest fears is the Zombie Apocalypse

Maraly: Oh, you don't have anything to worry about.

Maraly: Zombies only eat brains

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Janner: Hey everyone what color of shirt am I wearing?

Leeli: Gray

Sara: Gray

Janner: *turns to Kal* Now tell them what color you thought it was

Kal:

Kal:....dark white

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Leeli: Be careful with my emotional baggage, it's designer

Gammon: kid...

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Maraly: My favorite animal is the emu

Maraly: My dad got attacked by one once

Maraly: I love emu's

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"Janner, don't"

-A book written by Sara Cobbler, co-authored by Kalmar Wingfeather, excerpts from Leeli and Nia  Wingfeather, prequel by Artham Wingfeather.

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Janner: Who are you?

Gnag: An enemy of yours

Janner:

Janner: Do you realize how little that narrows it down?

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Janner: It's been a tough year

Sara: It's literally Janurary 2nd

Janner: Your point?

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Leeli: Thorn and I don't use pet names

Janner: Okay....what do bee's make?

Leeli:...honey?

Thorn, in the other room: Yes dear?

Janner:

Leeli:

Janner: Don't ever lie to me again

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Janner:...I'm grounded?

Nia: Yes, you're grounded!

Artham, holding a shovel: And now we're gonna bury you until you've learned your lesson!

Nia:...that's not how grounding works

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Kalmar: Are you implying that I occasionally stray away from the rulebook?

Janner: No, I'm implying that you do not possess a rulebook. And, if you do, you have most certainly never opened it.

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Sara: Why is Leeli yelling in her room?

Janner: Her therapist told her to practice positive self talk, so she decided to aggressively look at the mirror and yell

Leeli: I AM THE BEAUTY STANDARD

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Janner: I ahve very high standards

Sara: *walks in* *trips 3 times, drops all her books, knocks a chair over*

Janner: Well, she met all my standards

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Kalmar: Change is inedible

Janner: Don't you mean inevitable?

Kalmar: *spits coins out of his mouth* I did not

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Gnag: *rigorously trains Fangs to fight*

Hollowsfolk: *trains kids*

Hollowsfolk: And yet we keep winning

Gnag: somethings not right

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"I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kids menu. What a stupid age I am!"

-Kalmar Wingfeather, probably