Wingfeather incorrect quotes

Part 21

Leeli, singing: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and-

Maraly: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.

Janner: Mama called the doctor and the doctor said-

Kal: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies

Leeli:

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Sara: What's the first thing you notice when Kal approaches you?

Janner: The audacity

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Nibbick: Well, Kalmar, Janner, Leeli, you have broken the law again. What do you have to say for yourselves?

The kids, in unison: We simply do not vibe the law

Nia: wait-

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Kal: You wanna see a butterfly?

Janner: Please don't-

Kal: *yeets stick of butter into the air*

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Leeli: Kal needs help

Janner: You're just realizing that right now?

Leeli: No, I mean psychiatric help

Janner: You're just realizing that right now?

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Sara: You call it almost dying

Janner: We call it a vibe check from the Fangs

Gammon: 

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Maraly: Who's in charge here?

Kal: *shrugs* Usually whoever yells the loudest

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Nia, tending to another one of Janner's near-death experiences: How would you rate your pain?

Janner: Zero stars, would NOT recommend

Nia:

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*on a road trip*

Artham: *sees a road-work ahead sign*

Artham: Road work ahead?

Artham: I sure hope it works

Everyone else: What-

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Kal: Oh yeah, I get A LOT of exercise

Kal: Running

Kal:....away from my problems

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Janner: Trust me, I know what I'm doing

Sara: Not even the Maker knows what you're doing

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Kalmar: Listen, have I ever put you in an un-safe situation?

Janner: All the time

Kal:

Kal: then you should be used to it