Sara: Janner? Can you pass me that playing card?
Janner: It's a Queen of Spades, which means it must belong to a queen.
Sara: ....and?
Janner: *hands her card* It's yours
Sara: .......what am I the queen of, exactly?
Janner: *grins* My heart
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Kalmar: *groans* Ugh, Janner, this is boring and useless
Janner: Kal, you have to finish your homework
Kalmar: H-O-M-E-W-O-R-K. Half-Of-My-Energy-Wasted-On-Random-Knowledge
Maraly: AMEN
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Kalmar: Can I talk?
Janner, quickly: No
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Kalmar: Hey Janner, can I bother you for a sec?
Janner: You always bother me but sure.
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Maraly: I'm very close with Kalmar. This year, we even shared a toothbrush.
Kal:....I was not aware of that.
Maraly: Well...we did.
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Sara: Don't accidentally kill someone.
Maraly: I'm not an idiot, Sara. I know how to do it on purpose.
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Kalmar: Yes. I am looking for trouble.
Kal: And if I cannot find it.
Kal: I WILL MAKE IT!!
Janner: Kalmar No!
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Sara: Can Kalmar drive?
Janner: Of course! He has this amazing talent of driving anyone insane!

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