Nia: For the third time, Janner, would you please put the angel on the top of the Christmas tree?
Janner: Sure. *looks at Sara*
Sara: Janner if you pick me up again-
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Artham: Alright kids, we're gonna do a group bonding activity. First question: What's your favorite fast food restaurant?
Kal: What do you define as a fast food restaurant?
Artham: Anything with a drive thru.
Kal: So....
Kal: Like a bank?
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Maraly: All in all, a 100% successful mission.
Janner: Kalmar was captured.
Maraly: All in all, a 100% successful mission.
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Claxton: *scoffs* What are you doing now?
8 year old Maraly: Planning the Parent Child fishing trip!
Claxton: *laughs* You don't have a child!
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Leeli: How would you explain Sara?
Janner: Beautiful. Amazing. The only thing keeping me sane, or alive, actually.
Kalmar: She is beauty and she's grace, she will punch you in the face.
Maraly: That actually fits her really well.
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Sara: Hey, my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him, what do I do?
Leeli: Tickle him till he falls down!
Kalmar: Kick him in the shins till he falls down!
Maraly: Punch him in the gut, then when he doubles over, you can kiss him!
Janner: Seriously?! Just ask me to steP OFF THE LADDER.
Janner: and if you can't tell, I'm a little busy fixing our CEILING.
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*what would happen if Janner disappeared*
Sara: *sobbing in the corner*
Kalmar: YEYA NO MORE BEING WATCHED!!
Maraly: *silently agrees with Kal but is comforting Sara*
Leeli: So.........he's really gone?
Nia: *trying to do whatever she can to find him*
Artham: I flew everywhere and cant find him.
Grigory Bunge: HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH
Janner: ...guys? Are you okay?
Everyone but Grigory: JANNER?!
YOU ARE READING
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HumorHilarious incorrect quotes! I've had the idea to do this for a while, so here goes...something. All are from my idea's.
