Wingfeather incorrect quotes

Part 36

Kalmar, yelling across the grocery store: WEIRDO

Maraly, yelling back: IDIOT

Kalmar: MOODY DEMON

Maraly: OBNOXIOUS SPAWN OF SATAN

Kalmar: YOUR KNIVES ARE STUPID

Maraly: YOU'RE A SLOW RUNNER

Kalmar: YOU SAY THAT TO MY FACE

Maraly: AISLE 15 LET'S GO

Sara, concerned: Should we do something before the security forcibly removed them?

Janner: Nah, they do this all the time

Leeli: *grabs popcorn*

Leeli: Hurry guys! You're gonna miss the show!

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Janner: It's locked.

Kalmar: Allow me, locks are my specialty.

Kal: *throws brick through window*

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*if Kal was a teacher*

Kal: I want a throne for my classroom.

Leeli: You aren't worried what kind of image that'd project?

Kal: I'm the king

Kal: I want a throne

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Janner, looking at the rest of the gang: I can't believe we have to take care of these idiots

Sara: ....We don't have to....

Janner: Yes. Yes we do.

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Yoga instructor: I want you to release all the trapped sounds inside you

Kalmar: aaaaAAAAAAHAHHAHHHHH

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Sara: Can you do me a favor?

Janner: I would literally cover up a murder for you, plant my DNA at the crime scene, and take the blame if you asked me to.

Sara: Can you please wash the dishes?

Janner:

Janner: Sorry I'm busy reading right now.

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Maraly: Okay get this

Maraly: You make ten meals, you're not a cook

Maraly: You paint 5 painting, you're not an artist

Maraly: but you kiLL ONE PERSON-

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Bonnifer: How'd you find me?

Janner: Oh easy. I just listened for the sound of bitter and utter evil and betrayal and followed that.