Part 42

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Rudric, ominously: You will come.

Kalmar: Will I need my toothbrush?

Rudric: Less questions.

Kalmar: I'm assuming you'll provide the toothbrush then.

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Sara: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Janner: I wake up at 4:30 am.

Sara:

Janner:

Sara: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

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Leeli: Well, remember that day Thorn made that romantic dinner for me?

Sara: He literally microwaved a frozen pizza for you two.

Leeli: Like I said, romantic.

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Janner: No! Kal! You can't do that!

Kalmar, eating his 6th stick of lip gloss: Then why does it say 'flavored'?!

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Maraly: Here is my wall of inspirational women!

Sara: Is that a picture of you?

Maraly: Yes. I am big enough to admit that I am inspired by myself.

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Leeli: Is 4 a lot?

Artham: It depends on what you're talking about. Dollars? No. Near-death experiences? No. Murders? Yes.

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Kalmar: I can't believe clowns are real!

Maraly: Did you just discover mirrors?

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Sara: Would you rather kill Kalmar or-

Maraly: Kill Kalmar.

Sara: I didn't even say the other option.

Maraly: You didn't need to.

Kal: Guys I'm feeling a little unsafe.

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Sara: *trips on stair step*

Janner: *catches her*

Janner: I think you just...fell for me.

Sara: Put me down please.

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