Supernatural Oneshots (take 2)

HunterCorp- destiel

Dean's wandering around in the bunker looking for Sam when he comes across him in the kitchen.

"Sam! Hey, you wanna go out to the roadhouse tonight?" Dean asks, stopping when he sees Sam's appearance.

"Dean, why do you look like a lumberjack?" Sam asks, formally.

"What the hell?" Dean mumbles, looking around. "Why do you look like Barbie and Ken?" He asks, seeing Sam's man bun. "Take your hair out of that stupid shit. It looks terrible." Dean says, when he hears someone running up behind him. He turns around and there's... Sam?

"Dean we have a problem." The normal looking Sam says and Dean looks back at the barbie looking one confused. "They're not from our reality." Sam explains and Dean nods.

"Better not be. Look at the stupid ass man bun." Dean laughs and then another Dean walks in, also dressed up fancily.

"Don't speak of his bun like that." He says and Dean and Sam are both shocked.

The four sit at the map table, trying to figure out why the two alternate reality them's are at the bunker. The alternate Dean and Sam talk about something called HunterCorp. It's their version of the men of letters, they guess.

"So how'd y'all get here?" Dean asks and the alternate Dean and Sam chuckle. "What?" Dean asks defensively.

"You all talk differently. More... uneducated." The alternate Sam says and Dean's ready to come over the table and beat the shit out of him, but he stays in his place. "We came in through a rift. We did not really know what we were doing, but we assumed it would be a fun, spontaneous hunt." Alternate Sam explains.

"Dean, me? I do not know. Where's our husband? He would know what to do in this situation." The alternate Dean asks and Dean's taken aback. Husband?

"Husband??" Dean asks, blushing. Nobody knows about his sexuality other than himself, but apparently he's out in HunterCorp universe.

"You know, Castiel." Alternate Sam says and Sam starts laughing hysterically.

"You- you're married to Cas?" Sam laughs, pointing at his Dean.

"You are not?" Alternate Dean asks the normal Dean. Dean shakes his head and alternate Dean asks, "you haven't even hooked up? Dated? Kissed?" And Dean shook his head to each question. "And why not?" Alternate Dean asks.

"Yeah Dean, why not?" Sam asks Dean and Dean blushes, slapping Sam on the shoulder making him laugh harder.

"C-cause. Why would I?" Dean asks and the alternate Sam laughs too.

"Because we're in love with Castiel." Alternate Dean says, smiling while twirling his ring on his finger. Dean shakes his head quickly and both Sam's laugh harder.

"No I'm not!" Dean says, defensively.

"If I am, you are too. It's how alternate realities work." The other Dean explains and Sam quits laughing.

"Dean, is that true?" Sam asks, looking to his brother. Dean blushes dark and Sam's eyes go wide. "Why didn't you tell me you were into guys?" Sam asks, the alternate them's getting up and leaving to give them a private moment.

"No- no! I don't love Cas! I can't!" Dean says, looking away from Sam.

"You do, Dean. Now that I have the thought, I see it. You are so in love with him it's painful to watch." Sam says and Dean shakes his head. "Dean, there's nothing wrong with that." Sam says and Dean looks at Sam with shock.

"Yes there is!" Dean says, getting more and more nervous by the second.

"Why? Because he's a guy? So what? He has a dick, big deal. You love him, you have to tell him before it's too late." Sam says and Dean shakes his head.