This Is Just Between Us

another playmate!

(art by my pumpkin crowsong on YouTube, Tumblr, and Wattpad {Rainbowstar772} )
(TW: detailed physical and phycological torture)
Russia pov

I see his eyes show fear which makes me smile.
Syria:"Are you crazy?!"
Russia"Only for America! He's one of the most important people in my life, I can't have someone as gross and most likely dangerous to all women being around him. Also, He's a guy."
Syria:"All this over a guy?! You're fucking ridiculous!"
That ticked me off, so I took a shard of glass and stuck it through his tongue.
Russia:"That's no way to speak to someone who has invited you to a play date now is it?"
I noticed he's trying to close his eyes, this made me laugh.
Russia:"♪I stapled them open~♪"
I sang while looking through my toys.
I choose to go for a scalpel, I need to know what a land person eyeball feels like! I'm also curious what land person flesh tastes like...
I stuck the scalpel into a loose section of his eye socket, and carefully carved under the eyeball, cutting whatever that tough thing is called.
I then carefully stabbed the eyeball, slowly pulling it out and putting it on my hands.
It's dry and hard as concrete, interesting...
I then take the butcher knife and hack at it until it splits in half.
Russia:"WHY'S IT FULL OF SAND?!"
That's so fucking weird....
I put the butcher knife down and grab the felting knife and a rusty fork and cut a bit of flesh off of him like he's a tender roasted ham and proceed to put the meat in mouth.
The texture is of semi frozen tofu and has the taste of fruit, main pineapple and dragon fruit? But the blood makes it bitter and tangy...
I chew it up a bit as it does taste kinda pleasant, before spitting it out as I can't digest meat.
Russia:"I can see why Belarus likes eating other living beings, but it ain't for me. Not gonna lie, you taste like a tangy and semi pineapple dragon fruit sorbet. Hmmm... which part of you is the meatest?"
Syria:"Wh-what?! Why?!"
Russia:"My sister has praying mantis syndrome, and she loves fruity flavored land people as a snack. It just so happens her favorite flavors are pineapple and dragon fruit. Now answer my question, you're going to die either way."
Syria:"My head! Yeah... my head."
I searched his body and noticed it's where his breasts would be if he were a girl.
I lift up his shirt-
Russia:"DAMN YOU'RE RIPPED- ugh! That doesn't matter, you're a liar, your chest is the meatest. I'm gonna have to punish you for lying to me."
I said with a smile as I took the rusty fork and carefully stabbed holes around the meat I plan on cutting off. I then take some rusty screws I found in the drain toilet of the office. Sure I could've used the regular screws but this bitch is misbehaving and lying so I think this is fair punishment.
I took the screwdriver instead of the drill to make this more painful, I slowly drilled the rusty screws into the small hole I made with the fork.
I then took the box cutter to make messy cuts between each screw cluster, there's four of them on each man breast.
I see him starting to cry, the one I took the eye out, watching blood mix with the tears.
Russia:"Crying already? We've barely started."
I said slightly annoyed.
Syria:"Sorry I'm in pain you bitch!"
I just stared at him for a good while before grabbing the pliers and sandpaper along with the scalpel.
I cut off his lips and a good chunk of where his mouth is, I then used nails to keep his mouth open.
Once I have his tongue in full access I use the pliers to pull it out as much as I can without just ripping it out.
I held it in place and rubbed the sandpaper on his tongue.
Russia:"It's not nice to call your playmate a bitch, I guess I'll have to keep you quiet like I did with Cevvin."
I see his only eye go wide- well as wide as it can go due to the staple.
Russia:"Yeah, the ashes of his head are in that jar. I killed him. Deal with it."
I said with a small laugh.
Russia:"So far both my victims just can't stop talking back, did your mother not teach you anything?"
I waited a second before continuing to speak.
Russia:"Oh right! You can't speak now! Hahaha! Syria can't talk! Syria can't talk! You're fucking pathetic!"
I said as I used the pliers to rip off his nipples.
I see him wince and I giggle.
Russia:"Awe... does this hurt? Yeah? Good!"
I spoke in a tone that you use for babies, I can tell it's driving him nuts.
I continue doing this as I use the back end of the hammer to slowly rip each of his breasts off.
I can tell he wants to scream but he can't.
That's when I noticed the dangling thingy.
Russia:"Oh my God! Why play doctor when we can play dentist!"
I see his eye darting around in panic as I stuck my hand in his throat to catch the thingy as I use the scalpel to cut it out.
I take out both my hands and begin to play with whatever it is.
Once I'm done I just toss it somewhere and remember that he gagged when I stuck my hand in his throat.
Russia:"Not the kind of gag I want to use on America, but maybe I can tell how far it can go into his throat before it's too far... maybe I want that-"
I need to not think of that before I get hard in a situation where I'm mention to be scary-
I see him go confused before gagging over and over again as I put my fist down his throat and out and in and out.
I soon heard him start to choke so I stopped.
I stared at him before ripping all of his teeth out and other than the ones that have nails keep this mouth open.
Russia:"Maybe Cuba will help me turn these into a necklace for your family to find!"
I said with a smile.
I put the teeth in a jar and went back to him.
Hummed, I'm getting bored of his face.
Russia:"Oh no! You need heart surgery! Let me help you...."
I laugh as I cut his shirt off and cut his chest off, then look at the bleach and smile....
Russia:"I best sanitize my work space!"
I took cotton balls from the drawer and put bleach on it and rubbed it all over his insides. I know a human wouldn't be able to handle this since they're flesh blobs are like sponges.
I can tell he's in pain.
I was about to rub his heart before-
Russia:"Why is your heart made of pearl???"
Even he looked confused.
Russia:"Ooooooookaaaaaaaaaay that's a question for aunt France and if uncle Britain, a goddess and someone's who's done surgery back when he was young."
I said, clearly confused.
I shake my head and go off to continue to torture him.
Russia:"Maybe I can take all your bones and make them into jewelry for your family!"
I said as I used the back of the hammer to rip out each rib and gently set them aside.
I then use the box cutter to slowly cut his hands off.
Russia:"Thanks for lending me a hand, or should I say, hands!"
I laughed at my own joke.
Russia:"Man, you sure come in handy!"
I continue to laugh as I scrape off the flesh and set the bones aside.
I then bandaged the wounds and went to his foot, making some deep deep incisions so I could twist the foot off after quite a while of twisting and pulling.
Once I got it off I held it in front of him.
Russia:"Don't you think my jokes are heel-arious?"
I snort.
Russia:"Come on! That joke was toe-tally genius!"
I giggle a bit.
I see fear in his eyes and I smirk
Russia:"Hey, why so scared? Can't stand my puns?"
I continued to laugh after I took his other foot.
I took the flesh on his foot off before going after his right arm.
Russia:"Damn, looks like you're un-armed!"
I laughed.
Russia:"Why so blue? Embarrassed you didn't come with arm-or?"
I keep having to hold back my laughter.
I went for the other.
Next I went to his legs.
Russia:"Looks like someone skipped leg day!"
I laugh as he cries again.
Russia:"What? That was a real knee-slapper!"
I continue to laugh.
Russia:"Seriously, these jokes are funny even though they cost an arm AND! A leg!"
I snort.
Russia:"I can continue this till you're dead. Pfft."
Well now his organs and spine are all that are left.
Russia:"Looks like I'm going into your chest for your organs if I wanna get to your spine."
I grab the scalpel and take out his kidneys.
I hear him make a noise.
Russia:"What's that? You want the jokes to stop? You gotta be kidney-ing around! Haha!"
I said dropping the organs into a bucket.
I then went to his liver.
Russia:"Dude, these are the last moments of your life, you gotta liver a bit!"
I then went to his bladder.
Russia:"You're probably upset that I'm such a bladder mouth!"
I said dropping both organs into the bucket, causing a wet splat sound.
I then went to his intestines.
Russia:"Jesus, this playdate is starting to intestine! Maybe I should calm down?"
I snorted as I grabbed his lung.
Russia:"Who am I kidding, I'm not gonna stop for a lung time!"
I then go from his stomach.
Russia:"Hope you got the stomach to handle what comes next- oh wait! You don't have one!"
I laughed so hard I ended up tripping, leading to my head falling into the organ bucket causing me to be covered in blood.
Russia:"Seems we have some bad blood!"
I said standing back up and continued to take the rest of his organs, making jokes as I went.
Russia:"Guess he didn't have the brains to handle my jokes. Hahaha!"
I soon realized I can just bag the flesh I scraped off and give it to my sister.
What to do with the organs....
Why not make a plush out of them?
Cuba can help!
I took the saw out and sawed his head off as I called Cuba.
Russia:"I killed Syria... he was posting things about America and thought he was a girl..... Why is that a problem? Well his posts were creepy and this was probably for the best for the safety of basically all women.... Now you get it.... Just get over here!.... I need help cleaning annnnnnd turning his bones into jewelry and his organs into plushies.....yeah I know that's messed up.... Yes I want to ship each plushies with a personal piece of bone jewelry to each family member's house....yes! Thank you thank you!.... Yes I'll need help burning his head, and cleaning blood off of MY head, and bagging up flesh to give to my sister.... Thank you!"
I wait a little bit and in come Cuba, with Sam....
Russia:"Uhm...."
Sam:"Cuba wasn't kidding- I'm here to help with the jewelry and the camera footage. Holy shit Russia-"
Russia:"So you're not reporting me?"
Sam:"Ha! No, so uhm...."
He looked around, and saw my toys.
Sam:"Are those torture weapons?"
Cuba:"Actually, he calls them-"
Russia:"They're toys for my playdates! My first playdate, Cevvin, head ashes are in this jar!"
Sam:"So that's what you call this... playdates..."
I smile and nod.
Sam went off to start cleaning any left over flesh on the bones before speaking.
Sam:"All of this is over America right?"
Russia:"Yeah..."
Sam:"Does he know you're doing this?"
Russia:"He doesn't need to know."
I said cleaning up blood.
Sam:"Hmm, heard you've been hanging out with him. Anything going on?"
Russia:"We got touchy in a shower, neck kisses, dates, and makeouts. We haven't had sex yet, and personally, I'm not sure if he's ready. Especially since I'm still dating that witch... she still fucks with my mind you know?"
Cuba:"Well seeing the situation you're in, I think your nightmare will be over soon."
Russia:"Yeah, once I break up with her.. I'll have America to myself and I will never EVER let him leave me! HAHAHAHA!"
Cuba:"Chill dude-"
Russia:"I won't stop even when I'm with him, I can't let anyone hurt him or touch him.... I'll have so many jars and so many playdates!"
Sam:"Yandere alert!"
I snort and punch his shoulder with a blood fist.
Sam:"Hey! Now I have blood on me!"
He said splashing bloody water on me.
Heh, nice to allies when it comes to cleaning up my playdates and understanding my love for America.
Sam:"So is this the first time you've recorded this?"
Russia:"Nope."
Sam:" HUH-"