Pablo squared
Bonk
So I have something to say
Gravy
Jump scare
Pabro
I love surprises!
Bonk
It's about Pedri
Gravy
Yeah no we already predicted it
Pabro
It was known he'd fuck up dinner
And then you hate him now huh
Bonk
Oh yeah definitely
You gotta stop knowing everything
Pabro
Sorry we know him well enough
Gravy
Enemies to enemies
Bonk
True
Like I can't stand the guy
Gravy
Join the train
Pabro
He never came home last night
Gravy
Probably hooking up with some random
chick after he messed up dinner
Bonk
Yeah at dinner he said a comment
to my mom that disgusted me
Gravy
Oh I want to hear this
Bonk
I promise to only undress her with my eyes
Pabro
That's smooth honestly
Bonk
Well sure but in front of my mom?
Wild
Gravy
And that was the end of operation PB
Bonk
Yeah so we're no longer exclusive
Pabro
Rip
Gravy
Long live Pedri and Bianca
Pabro
Wait so won't it be awkward if you come
over now? If you cut things off with him
Bonk
Yeah it'll be so awkward
Like so awkward
Gravy
Guess we got to go to yours then
Bonk
No I'll just suffer through seeing Pedri I guess
I'll hate every second though
Pabro
Pause
Gravy
Bonk you had me in the first half, not gonna lie
Bonk
Yeah no we're dating
Pabro
That's a jump scare
Gravy
Pabro we set this up
W
Pabro
Bonk when you're madly in love and
getting married, thank us
Bonk
Marriage already?
I hear the wedding bells
Gravy
I do too, it's crazy
Pabro
Cant believe you're dating him
It's like unexpected but totally expected
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falling over love // pedri
Fanfiction"You're really helping me prove my point by calling you an asshole." I say as I cross my arms. "You've always thought we all are, there's no coming back from that because you have it so set in your mind that we're all terrible." Pedri scoffs as I sh...
