Hi darlings!
I'm really sorry I didn't update for a while but I just missed the feeling of reading all of your comments lol
This is just a random thing I made up so yeah.
It's short but I will update longer ones soon,this one is just to keep me going and hopefully get an update schedule started again?
Warnings:
Swears
"𝐵𝑎𝑑 𝐼 𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑜𝑑.𝐺𝐸𝑇 𝐼𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝐸𝑁𝐷 𝑁𝑂𝑊 𝐼'𝑀 𝐺𝑂𝐼𝑁𝐺 𝑇𝑂 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 𝐷𝐼𝐸 𝐴𝑁𝐷 𝐿𝑂𝑆𝐸 𝐴𝐿𝐿 𝑂𝐹 𝑂𝑈𝑅 𝑆𝑇𝑈𝐹𝐹 𝐵𝐸𝐶𝐴𝑈𝑆𝐸 𝑌𝑂𝑈'𝑅𝐸 𝑁𝑂𝑇 𝐻𝐸𝐿𝑃𝐼𝑁𝐺 𝑀𝐸!"
"𝑘 𝐼 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑝𝑖𝑔𝑠 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡.𝑂𝑛𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑐."
"...𝐵𝐴𝐷 𝐻𝑂𝑊 𝐼𝑆 𝑂𝑈𝑅 𝑃𝐼𝐺𝑆 𝐷𝐼𝐸𝑇 𝑀𝑂𝑅𝐸 𝐼𝑀𝑃𝑂𝑅𝑇𝐴𝑁𝑇 𝑇𝐻𝐴𝑇 𝑇𝐻𝐼𝑆?!"
"𝐼'𝑚 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑎𝑛 𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑚𝑎𝑙 𝑎𝑏𝑢𝑠𝑒𝑟! 𝐼 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚!"
"𝐹𝑢𝑐𝑘 𝑦𝑜𝑢."
"𝐻𝐸𝑌 𝐿𝐴𝑁𝐺𝑈𝐴𝐺𝐸! ..𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑖'𝑚 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑔."
"𝐵𝐴𝐷 𝑃𝐿𝐸𝐴𝑆𝐸!!!"
"𝐻𝑚𝑚𝑚𝑚..."
"𝐼 𝐷𝑂𝑁'𝑇 𝐻𝐴𝑉𝐸 𝑇𝐼𝑀𝐸 𝐹𝑂𝑅 𝑇𝐻𝐼𝑆!!!"
"𝐹𝑖𝑛𝑒,𝐼 𝑔𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑎 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑛𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ."
"𝑊𝐸 𝐷𝑂𝑁'𝑇 𝐸𝑉𝐸𝑁 𝐻𝐴𝑉𝐸 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 𝐶𝐻𝐼𝐶𝐾𝐸𝑁𝑆!!!"
"𝐼 𝑓𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 :𝐷"
"𝐹𝑂𝑅 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝑆 𝑆𝐴𝐾𝐸 𝐵𝐴𝐷 𝐼'𝑀 𝑂𝑁 1𝐻𝑃 𝐺𝐸𝑇 𝐻𝐸𝑅𝐸 𝑁𝑂𝑊 𝐼 𝐻𝐴𝑉𝐸 𝐴𝐿𝐿 𝑂𝐹 𝑂𝑈𝑅 𝑆𝑇𝑈𝐹𝐹."
"𝐽𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑑𝑖𝑒 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑑.𝐼 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑐𝑜𝑤𝑠 𝑠𝑜 𝑖'𝑚 𝑔𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑏𝑒 𝑎 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑒."
"...𝐵𝑎𝑑...𝑊𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 𝐶𝑂𝑊𝑆 𝐸𝐼𝑇𝐻𝐸𝑅!!! 𝐴𝑅𝐸 𝑌𝑂𝑈 𝐽𝑈𝑆𝑇 𝐺𝑂𝐼𝑁𝐺 𝐴𝑅𝑂𝑈𝑁𝐷 𝐿𝑂𝑂𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 𝐹𝑂𝑅 𝐴𝑁𝐼𝑀𝐴𝐿𝑆 𝑇𝑂 𝐹𝐸𝐸𝐷?!?!!"
"𝐿𝐴𝑁𝐺𝑈𝐴𝐺𝐸!"
*𝐷𝑖𝑒𝑠* "𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾 𝑌𝑂𝑈 𝐵𝐴𝐷!!!!"
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What am I even doing-
I'll try to upload more now :D
Wait...a different dog?
Vote if u want the old pupper back!
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