chat room: dick move

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MAXIM12: greetings from sokovia, clint!

MRBARTON: whaaat that's where you went off too? no wonder it's been quiet at SHIELD

BLKW1DOW: don't mind me, I'll just sit here unnoticed

BLKW1DOW: just kidding, how are my boys?

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THEOTHERGUY: hi natasha! I miss you

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IAMTHEMAN73: sorry I had to go throw up a little

IAMTHEMAN73: where's my best friend? I miss my old man 😔

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SPANGLED.UNDIES: TONY ARE YOU KIDDING ME. STOP HACKING INTO MY ACCOUNT.

SPANGLED.UNDIES changed name to CPT.ROGERZ.

IAMTHEMAN73: ooo I love it when you get all feisty

MAXIM12: that is good joke, stark! 😝

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IAMTHEMAN73: where'd the kid go?

CPT.ROGERZ: I had given him some duties to do and I think he hasn't done them yet. He probably didn't want me to yell at him for it.

BLKW1DOW: really bringing down the hammer on the kid, huh Cap?

ASGARD_: WHAT IS THIS HAMMER YOU SPEAK OF. IT IS NOT MJOLNIR; THAT IS FOR SURE.

MRBARTON: 😂

ASGARD_: I SEE I HAVE SAID SOMETHING FUNNY

IAMTHEMAN73: now, I cant really tell if thor has accidentally kept the caps lock on or whether the keyboard has fully grasped how he speaks

ASGARD_: THERE HAS BEEN NOTHING THAT HAS BEEN LOCKED. HOW DOES ONE MAKE LITTLE LETTERS

THEOTHERGUY: let's ask steve if he's reached that lesson yet

CPT.ROGERZ: Very funny, Banner. I think you've been spending too much time inhaling fumes in your lab with Tony Stark. I'm very caught up with technology now.

BLKW1DOW sent a picture.
jpg.steve hunched over a desktop computer at shield looking at his mouse and keyboard with a wildly confused and delirious look on his face

CPT.ROGERZ: Okay, that wasn't fair. It was an old computer! Nothing like the touch screens we have.

BLKW1DOW sent a picture.
jpg.steve with his fingers buried in his hair, a look of desperation on his face as the touch computer screen yields the red signs for error

ASGARD_: I UNDERSTAND THIS AFFLICTION YOU HAVE FOUND YOURSELF IN IN THESE PICTURES, STEPHEN

THEOTHERGUY: thor pls stop yelling

IAMTHEMAN73: yeah dont wanna pull out the big guy

IAMTHEMAN73: at least natasha's here to release some of that tension, right natasha?

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ASGARD_: THAT WAS SHAMEFUL

CPT.ROGERZ: Really, Tony?

THEOTHERGUY: dick move, stark

IAMTHEMAN73: hm I wonder where you got that saying from

IAMTHEMAN73: at least I'm not a big green one

ASGARD_: I AM STILL CONFUSED ABOUT THIS CAPS LOCK YOU SPEAK OF

ASGARD_: IS THIS YOUR DOING, ROGERS? WHAT WITH IT BEARING THE NAME OF THE LOCK OF CAP?

CPT.ROGERZ: Stark. Banner. Lab. Talk. Right Now.

IAMTHEMAN73: yes daddy

THEOTHERGUY: are you really pushing this, stark?! we haven't even finished the lab...

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CPT.ROGERZ: You haven't finished?! Those are due tonight to Fury!

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ASGARD_: I AM LOCKED

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CPT.ROGERZ: Come to the lab and I'll show you how to fix it.

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ASGARD_: AHA SO IT IS YOUR DOING! YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A SLY ONE STEPHEN

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