SULLY'S MUSICAL GRIAN ONESHOTS!! ✨

Stayed Gone

Hello readers!!

Here I am.

Please, keep your arms, legs, wings, claws, tails, ears & other limbs inside the vehicle, as we travse through ' NO-HERMITS-DON'T & GRIAN-:( ' tunnel!

Also, refrain from committing illegal acts until the finale of the oneshot. Thank you!

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Grian was excited. All the hermits spilled out into the world hub, following X to the supposed secret Café where they'd meet the next Hermit for season (redacted).

The Hub was rather busy, with people rushing around, shopping, chatting, and generally enjoying life. People tried to swarm the Hermits, they were extremely popular minetubers, but they just got waved off and the effected Hermit walked off.

The large group slipped into an alley, getting spit out at a small Café. The place was quaint, one side a nice, pastel, sky blue with white clouds painted over the large window seated at the front of the building. The other side was a deep blue, mixed with purple. White spots dotted this side, and a rickety sign at the top of the building proclaimed it to be ' Eclipsed Café '.

X announced that the newbie was already inside, so, everyone piled in.

Grian almost screamed.

[ START SONG HERE!! ]

He glanced around, quickly finding EX in the crowd. Why Ex, you ask? Well, once, Grian freaked out over Mumbo adopting a white rabbit & hid in the nether. Ex found & helped him, and Grian told him everything.

The rest is history.

" Grian,"

Ex greeted the small avian.

" ... he's back. He's here. Why is he here? Didn't you talk sense into X?"

Grian was panicking, but trying to make it seem as though he wasn't. Ex guided him to a table in the corner of the room.

" It's been 7 years. You can handle this, remember your exercise. X has another thing coming if he thinks I'm letting that motherfucker in."

Grian nods, trying to calm his breathing. Ex stands up, presumably to commit some crime or find Tea. Either is a valid option. He's fine. Things have changed; Grian has a support system. The Hermits would understand his concerns. 

Right?

Suddenly, X slid into Ex's seat. He grinned at Grian.

" Hello."

Grian's tone was colder than normal, and he glanced at Sam, who was speaking to Scar. ( The very thought of the rabbit around Scar worried Grian.)

" Grian, you ok? You keep glancing at Sam, a little harshly too."

Grian considered for a second.

" Is he really joining? He's kind of washed-up.... Not really popular like the rest of us. Also, he was gone for like 7 years. I don't think anybody even missed him. You know?"

Xisuma stared at Grian. He'd never heard the usually passive Hermit speak so bluntly hateful about someone.

" .. I don't mean to sound hostile, but he hasn't done survival either, if my records are right. And they almost always are."

X stared at Grian. He blinked. He stopped, considering something. Why was Grian being so mean? 

" Oh, and I've heard he's a manipulative little s-"

Was Grian replaced with someone else?? X is truly bewildered, the avian was about to swear. Swear, of all things. SWEAR!!

" Grian..? Are you okay?"

" Peachy. But, Sam was mainly more RP focused. I just don't think he'd be a good fit. Besides, the fandom was hoping for someone they'd heard of more, like Joel or Skizz."

X just stared for a second, before wordlessly leaving. He was replaced by Sam.

" Hello, little bird. It's been awhile."

Grian bristled, glaring daggers at the rabbit.

" Why the hell are you here?"

" It's simple! I wanted a life, like yours. Of course, maybe I'd be more genuine, not such a .. clout chasing type."

Grian scoffed at this.

" Oh? Insecure much? Don't need to project, birdy~, you can't even stick with your oldest video types! What did happen to build swap?"

" Atleast I'm not fricking insane. People want more stability now adays, not the carnage you create." 

Sam smirked, looking at Grian with his smug smile.

" Atleast I'm a star, not desperately clinging to other's popularity."

" Oh, please."

" I could make you great again, Gree-on."

" No you couldn't, you washed up hag."

" Best insult you got?"

Sam grinned again as X walked over to their table, looking at Grian, who had pressed his palms into the table and was staring directly into Sam's soul.

" Yo-"

" Grian, what's so wrong with Sam??"

The avian paused, glancing down at the table's light oak wood.

" i-uhm"

" Oh, the bird's stuttering!"

" I'll-"

X stared for a second longer before walking away, more confused. Sam leaned over the table, getting extremely close to Grian's face.

" Let's begin. I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone. When I'm done, you'll be all alone, drowning in your own blood.

Your friends won't be there, not if you have none.

Oh, Gree-on, this will be fun."

..

Grian shrunk back, staring at Sam.

" ... fuck.."

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how was that??

I'll see you next time in the tunnel of ' sam-ruining-grians-life'!!