SULLY'S MUSICAL GRIAN ONESHOTS!! ✨

i'll-

guys i stg im actively working on a real oneshot but this clip is so fucking funny and i cant stop seeing it in yhs

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Grian had been trapped in his god damned shitty bed in the fucking basement for a week! This is bullshit! He's not sick!! Sam's just being paranoid because, obviously, sickness is what he worries about and not the massive amount of people with access to weapons who hate their guts.

Obviously.

Anyway, it's gotten so boring Grian's probably going to start clawing at the walls unless they cave and let him leave.

"I have to see people!"

He argued, white pupils flicking over Sam's disapproving form. He's wearing his standard white shirt over a black long-sleeved tee, hand on his hip and somehow holding a knife while looking like the sternest, bored-est mother figure ever. 

"I know it's risky to do that, but ya have to do what you have to do-"

He tried to push past Sam, his shoved him back onto his bed- which is currently covered in blankets and clothes he maybe stole to make a nest, but that's besides the point.

"You're sick."

No, he's not! His brain is a little foggy, but that's just-

"I'm fine! I can't sit in a basement-"

He gets a red-eyed glare.

"and say 'let's wait this out'..."

Grian's point trails off when a visibly angry rabbit, with his little ears down (he kinda looked like a dog like this) steps forward and shoves him deeper into his nest.

"I had the cold already, and now I'm immune-!"

Taurtis snickers from behind Sam, who isn't buying it in the slightest. 

"i could come up and start kissing everybody without consequence-"

Sam says something that sounds like 'he's delirious' to Taurtis. Grian doesn't quite catch it, too busy on trying to convince them he's not sick! Because he's not!

He can prove it!

"i'll kiss everyguy-"

Wait, that sounds tooooo gay. Uh-

"man AND woman, man AND woman-"

Taurtis stands next to Sam as Grian's head gets foggier. He gently bundles his boyfriend up, who is now giggling, while Sam sets about finding cough medicine in one of their little cabinets down here.

"look at that guy how handsome he is..."

Grian leans in real close, pupils blown up, staring at Taurtis, who's trying his hardest not to laugh as Sam raises an eyebrow.

"i'll kiss him..."

Wait, that's also too gay. Uh, uh, uh-

"nOT WITH ALOT OF ENJOYMENT-"

But that'll make Taurtis sad. Grian brain is moving slowly right now, he doesn't like that. It feels like the cogs in his mind are rusting.

".. but that's okay :)"

Is what he settles on, before Sam shoves cough medicine in his hand and makes him drink the deliciously grape flavored syrup (cough medicine flavoring for the win guys)

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i swear there's a real oneshot im actively writing i swear