SULLY'S MUSICAL GRIAN ONESHOTS!! ✨

Meet The Plastics

OK LOOK THIS AU IDEA WOULDN'T LEAVE MY HEAD AND IM REALLY PUMPED TO MAKE IT

it's been 10 oneshots since ive done a taylor swift song... perhaps i should soon?

eh whatever LETS DO THIS

( yhs is canon in this! grian was an exchange student 🙃  chew on that after you read this..)

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Mumbo sat down, slowly chewing his food when loud laughter caught his attention. His new companions at this strange school, Scar & Cleo, followed his gaze.

" Woah, who's at that table, over there?"

Cleo narrowed her eyes.

" Don't look at them, just don't!" Scar warned, loudly.

" We call those 3 ' Bad Boys '" Cleo said, handing it off to Scar, who looked like he had a grudge. Scar. A grudge.

" They're shiny, fake & hard. They play their little mindgames all around the school yard."

It was unsettling Mumbo at the hostility in optimistic Scar's voice.

" They might insult your clothing, or make fun of your name."

Cleo took over once more,

" Like they mocked Jen Morecock, 'till she burst into flames."

That, that was unsettling.

" .. wasn't Morecock a teacher?"

Mumbo's voice was shaky, but he'd seen some old yearbooks. Scar nodded.

" Grian Xelqua is the king. He's alway flaunting his stupid feathers, he always wins Spring Fling Queen."

Queen? Why, that was odd. Mumbo didn't make assumptions about what Cleo was saying. 

" We're just drones who work for him, then die."

Mumbo did not like this school, he didn't like Scar's tone..

He dared a glance at this ' Grian'..

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Grian was apparently the one wearing a red crop-top sweater (which looked rather good on him if Mumbo's gay-ass could say anything), and he had large, vibrant parrot wings. Wow.

" My name is Grian Xelqua. 

And I am a massive deal.

Fear me, love me. Stand & Stare at me."

The avian flared his magnificent wings, a strange purple corruption creeping up them, tainting the tips. It only enhanced the appearance, however.

" and these? These are real.

I've got money & looks.

I am, like, drunk with power~

This whole school, humps my leg, like a chihuahua. "

Grian shifted from where he was sitting on the table, narrowing his eyes at Mumbo. It made the mustached man's heart flutter, those ocean eyes.

" I'm the prettiest posion you've ever seen. I've murdered more then you can dream.

My name is Grian Xelqua. 

And I am a massive deal.

I don't care who you are, I don't care how you feel..."

Well, if Mumbo didn't know he was gay, he definitely knew now. The avian was just electric! But, he had companions. Mumbo turned his attentions to his dark-haired friend. Scar noticed.