SULLY'S MUSICAL GRIAN ONESHOTS!! ✨

HIM.

hiii

have y'all seen the Real Life thing

SCAR FALLING OUT OF HIS CHAIR NOOO

anywho...

no, i'm not sorry, take the L

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Grian blinked, staring at Scar, who had slid forward to meet him. Somehow, he'd acquired a microphone..?

" WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE.."

What???

Scar was walking over to him, but like sassily, grinning.

" You know the rules, and so do I! A full commitment's what I'm thinking of... you can't get sand from any other guy!"

".. is this about third life?"

Scar kept walking forward, backing Grian into a wall. The poor avian was still confused out of his mind, staring at the man.

" iiii just wanna tell you how im feeling.. gotta make you understand.."

Familiar music kicked in- wait.

" SCAR-"

"NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, 

NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN, 

NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU... 

NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY, 

NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE! 

NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE & HURT YOU!"

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Mumbo was currently being cornered by Scar & Grian, who both had microphones and where practically yelling into them.

What???

" Listen, Mates, it's awesome you've gone and bought microphones but-"

" We've known each other, for so long... Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it.."

Grian seemed like he meant it, approaching Mumbo slowly with a cautious look.

" Inside, we both know what's been going on. We know the game, and we're gonna play it.."

" grian, what is happening?"

" and if you ask me how I'm feeling, don't tell me your to blind to see,"

Scar approached Mumbo now, but with a flaunty walk that Grian now had.

Music kicked in.

...

" NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UPPP 

NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND OR DESERT YOU!!"

"wHYYY"

"cmon!"

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Pearl thought she'd escape april unscathed.

Nope.

"NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY, 

NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE!"

Right there, it was the three harbingers of chaos- Grian, Scar & Mumbo.

And now she's holding a microphone, being dragged away to presumably help rickroll the whole server.

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Poor X.

That was all.

"NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE & HURT YOU!!!"

"wHAT IS HAPPENINGGGG"

" you've been rick rolled!"

"cmon!"

And so, X joined the four with a microphone and confusion.

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Ren & Doc had been talking. 

Now, Ren was dying of laughter and Doc was staring as five hermits screamed into microphones with loud music playing over it.

"NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOUUUU"

" join the team!"

Microphones were then shoved into their respective hands, and away they went.

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Bdubs was currently attempting to scream over the music because he was NOT being rickrolled.

"nOOOOO"

" NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY, NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE..

AND HURT YOU!"

Doc then sighed aggressively and, egged on by everyone else, literally threw a microphone at Bdubs.

"oW????"

"cmon!"

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Ren then had the brilliant idea to seal the deal, and he decided to host a party. Everyone was invited, excited, even if they'd get tricked.

Everyone piled in. It was almost showtime. 

Grian handed everyone a microphone, and they stepped out into the crowd. Scar, being the OG, started them off.

" We've known eachother, for so long... your hearts been aching but your too shy to say it."

Confusion rippled through everyone.

" Inside, we both know what's been going on.. We know the game, and we're gonna play it.."

The rolled started joining in.

" I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling, gotta make you understand.."

Suddenly, music was blasting with mulitcolor lights. Just about everyone realized what was happening, and an aura of ' LMAOOO NOO' fell over the crowd as the chorus was belted out by people who have no business singing.

" NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN, NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND OR DESERT YOU!

NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY, NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE, NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE OR DESERT YOU!

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP.."

And so, the party went for hours, horrid singing echoing through the world.

It was, infact, a very good April fools.

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ok so i LITERALLY HAD TO

like i am (not) contractually obligated/

hehe

xD

get rickrolled losers >:3