SULLY'S MUSICAL GRIAN ONESHOTS!! ✨

Five Years ( But just the spider part) - Drabble

THIS SECTION WAS JUST STUCK IN MY HEAD

I HAD TO XD

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Scar was cooking when he heard it: Grian's screech. He dashed over to the living room, where his fiancé had been sitting, to find the parrot staring down at the floor & standing on the couch, terrified.

" Grian..?"

"sPIDERRRR"

Scar jumped at the high-pitched screech, he himself clambering onto the coffee table.

"KILL IT!!"

Grian was literally shaking, and Scar gave him a blank stare. Is he kidding?? Scar wasn't coming down anytime soon, not at all.

" uhm no fuck that."

Grian blinked for a moment before animately moving.

" cmon be a man!!"

"what?"

Grian gestured to Scar, still shaken. Scar couldn't help but crack up.

" You're an independent loner, a patriarchy fighter.."

" aND??"

" but your whole world view collapses the moment there's a spider.."

Scar was doubled over, wheezing out the words. Grian was still standing, red in the face and shivering.

" nOOOO"

" it's cool, I get it, this is the real you!"

Grian made a very angered bird sound, launching over to where Scar was on the coffee table and promptly knocking him off. Scar screeched, cackling and falling straight onto the spider. As he sat up, he noticed the bugs untimely demise.

" bam, spider killed."

" are you suRE"

Scar proceeded to stand and pick up Grian bridle-style, dragging him outside like this.

" Where are we going, now?"

" bug repellent shop, honey~"

" oh thank god!"

And so, Grian never had to see a spider again. 

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Also, tons of hermits got adorable pictures of Scar casually carrying Grian around like a child. Amazing.

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nice

i get this was short af but i got off a plane today and the headaches killer

:3

oki bye