SULLY'S MUSICAL GRIAN ONESHOTS!! ✨

It's Hidin' Time (1/2)

i thought

'goofy aa song lol'

so now

goofy aa oneshot lol

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Was this a mistake? Yes. But alas, everything seemed to be a mistake, so why not make a fun one?

Fun, as in, finding an ancient god who surely knows the story of that equally ancient server that once crashed, in order to save your own server that will very much crash as it is probably suffering the same problem!

Fun!

This part, however, the journey.. was not fun. It was a dark staircase down towards a shaded cave of magic and sinister intentions, the exact type of cave you would prefer not to walk into.

uh..

For the good of the server!

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Scar tested the first spruce step. It looked slightly rotted, but hey- how the hell else is he getting down here? Flight? What, does Scar look like an avian from the dark times?

Behind him are Mumbo, Cleo & Pearl. A select few journeying based on Pearl's say, because of her own technical god-hood. After the first step proves to be sturdy, Scar slowly keeps testing the wood section, everyone following him, until they reach the first stone interval.

Then the sound starts.

It seems like it's a funky banjo beat, but they're meant to be alone in here, which begs the question-

Who the hell is playing a funky banjo beat?

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".. deep down in the depths, a shadow lumbers."

With the first spoken words, the culprit reveals itself to be a pig. Right. That's- that makes sense. A talking pig.

"For weeks, it slumbers.. 'till the spring rains clear the grit & grime."

Apparently, a wolf is playing banjo. Everyone (minus Scar) is focused on wondering what the hell these anthropomorphic animals are referring to.

Probably the rumored demon god they're trying to visit.

Yeah, that would make sense.

"When he wakes, he roars with mighty hunger... that's how you'll all know it's hiding time!"

Despite being entertained, Scar starts walking forward again. Pearl is the first to follow, glaring at the animals with an unsettled gaze. Cleo & Cub join soon afterwards, and they continue their descent- much to the animal's dismay.

"That Watcher's gonna sneak up and scare ya!"

One of the wolves rises above the group, roaring infront of them.

They walk on.

"Steal your child, prepare ya for a sna'k, so watch 'ur back!"

Bats shake off their cliff napping spot, bolting through the group with a fearful aggression that almost sends Pearl off the edge. She barely catches herself, watching as the last of the black bird-like animals disappear.

"All you babes and young ones, you best start running!"

They've almost reached the end of the stairway. Scar can see the blackened entrance of the cave, dark and threatening. He grins.

The pig from earlier appears infront of him, giving the group a pleading glance.

"Do not let him take you when you're in your prime!"

The tremors of doubt race through the group in an instant. Scar just pats the pig and keeps walking, stepping off the final indentations. There's a glance between everyone before they follow, dooming them to their fates.

Three last words are heard.

"it's hiding time.."

Then, a roar.

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pt 2. in like 20 minutes