SULLY'S MUSICAL GRIAN ONESHOTS!! ✨

The Whole ''Being Dead'' Thing

I JUST ADORE THE NEW COVER :D

also, today, the horse i was riding SPOOKED AT HIMSELF. he bent down to scratch his leg and realized he existed and then jumped in the air ;)

NOTE: IN THIS AU, GRIAN HAS BEEN IN PREVIOUS 'GAMES' BEFORE, ON ACCOUNT OF HIS TIME WITH THE WATCHERS, whicH NEVER REALLY ENDED.. LIKE, HE DIDN'T ESCAPE.

WELL, THE VERSION THAT IS HERE DIDN'T. THIS DOESN'T SEEM TO BE THE UNIVERSE THE LIFERS ARE FROM, THOUGH..

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This was going to be 'fun'.

Currently, Grian could see from his oak tree, three fights, some leisure conversation, and someone attempting to... eat- eat grass? Maybe? Grian isn't exactly sure what's happening there, only that it's getting increasingly loud and he should probably explain to the newbies how this worked. Afterall, once they got the gist of this game, and a winner was determined, Grian would be spirited away to introduce another group of people and play with them.

Normally, there wasn't this much... screaming.

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"HEY, FOLKS! Begging your pardon!"

Attention snapped to the avian as he leapt off the tree, landing neatly on the ground.

"Scuse me, sorry to barge in~"

He weaves through and around various groups of people, reaching a helpfully placed block to stand on. Thanks, Xeyla. Kindof.

"Now, let's skip the tears and start on the whole.."

Grian skims the rule book, finding that it's Third Life. Refreshing change.

"Y'know, being kidnapped thing.."

When he looks up, it's to a crowd of people. They'd shut up to listen to him, thankfully.

"Uh.. You're doomed, enjoy the singing! The sword of Damocles is swinging,"

"what?? Grian why-"

Interesting. Usually, he had to introduce himself. Whatever. Magic flickered through the air, prepping Grian's example video.

"And if I hear your com ringing..... I'll kill you myself! The whole kidnapped thing!"

"Grian, why are we here, what have you done??"

A weird dog is approaching him. Grian glares at him, which seems to successful shut the hybrid up.

"Kidnapping can get a person stressed- (a very helpful 'no way really?' from the crowd)"

Grian disappeared, appearing in the crowd.

"We should've carpe'd way more diems, now we're never gonna see 'em!"

He fell backwards, appearing on the block.

"I can show you what comes next," 

Three hearts flash over his head.

"So don't be freaked! Stay in your seats, I do this bullshit like 8 times a week!"

Seats magically appeared under each guest, the video starting to flicker on.

"So just relax, you'll be fine.. drink your fifty dollar wine (he mimes it.) and take a breath!"

Leaning back again, Grian waits for the sound of the video starting to pop back up again.

"Welcome to a game about Death!"

The screen flickered on.

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