Joyous Critters (Smiling Critter's Oneshots)

Nightly Stroll 🌶️🩸

(Dogday's POV)

After a couple of hours spent sleeping, me and Catnap eventually got up, though surprisingly, he was actually excited to get up, he ruffled my fur around as he jumped out of bed, meanwhile I slowly got up and walked downstairs.

He quickly followed behind me as we made our way into his living room, although I noticed that it was now nighttime!

"Wha- Catnap! We slept for the whole day! Did you sneak in some red smoke while we were sleeping?!" I asked, furious that Catnap would even do such a thing.

"Haha...! You sound so cute when you're mad, Dogday...~" Catnap teased, avoiding my question.

"Catnap...!!" I grumbled as I grabbed him by his collar, not too roughly, as I didn't want to hurt him, but I also needed to show him I wasn't joking around.

"Alright, alright...! Calm down, doggy... Yes I snuck in some red smoke, so what?" Catnap answered, still teasing me which made me even more mad.

"Catnap, what the heck?! I didn't plan on doing anything today, but we can't just waste a day like this!" I grumbled as Catnap finally started to notice that I was genuinely angry.

"Well, if you're so mad about it... How about you get me back for it, hm...?~" Catnap said, I couldn't tell if he was being a jerk at this point, or if he was trying to seduce me.

"You're unbelievable, Catnap... I'm gonna go try to have fun on my own..." I grumbled as Catnap put a hand on my shoulder as I turned around.

"So all you want is to have fun, huh? I can give you that...~" Catnap said from behind me as he wrapped his arms around my neck and gently kissed me on the neck.

I growled as I angrily, but gently pushed him away as I walked out of the house, walking outside in the darkness as I sat under a tree.

I heard something rustling in the leaves above me as I looked up and saw Neko hanging by his tail, staring at me eerily.

"You're having a rough night too huh?" Neko asked slowly as I nodded before I felt something drop on my nose.

It felt like water, but when I rubbed my finger on my nose and check it, it was red, and thick, so I slowly looked back up.

"Yeah, I was experimenting on myself, sorry if I get blood on you, Dogday." Neko apologized as he lowered himself so I could see him more.

I noticed that his eyes were gone, and he had taken his beanie off, his short hair blowing in the wind as blood dripped from his face onto the grass.

"Y'know, I've tasted some of my blood by accident, it tastes sorta like sushi, but candy-wise, try it!" Neko offered as I slowly looked back at my hand, which had a few drops of blood on it.

I licked my hand as I indeed tasted a candy like taste, to which I let out an audible "Hm..." in response to.

"Also, I'm gonna need that back, thank you..." Neko mumbled as he lowered himself next to me, and grabbed an eyeball off the ground as he twisted it back in the socket in his face.

"Anyways, what happened to you?" Neko asked as I looked down slowly.

"Catnap purposely made us sleep through the whole day... Now he won't stop teasing me and being a jerk..." I said as I looked back up, to see Neko looking a bit shocked, his one eye being wide open.

"Oh... I think the rest of your night is gonna get quite rough if he finds you again..." Neko mumbled as I tilted my head in confusion.

"Huh, why?" I asked as Neko sighed.

"There's a high chance he could be in uh... Heat." Neko said as my eyes widened a bit.

"After sleeping for a while, all cats have a slight chance to go into heat, and I'm sure you know how that works." Neko whispered as he lowered himself and eventually sat next to me.

As soon as he did though, I saw a silhouette of Catnap walking out of his house as he walked towards us both.

"Uh oh... Your on your own, Dogday!" Neko whispered as he got up and quickly ran away into the forest surrounding us.

When I looked back at where I saw Catnap, he was now standing in front of me as he got on all fours to match my sitting height.

I yelped silently as Catnap got closer to my face, waiting a bit before eventually speaking.

"Dogday... I'm gonna be honest... I really need you for something right now...~" Catnap mumbled as he placed two hands on my chest.

"C- Catnap...?" I whispered nervously as he sighed a bit.

"I just wanted to say I'm sorry for being a jerk earlier, I don't know what came over me, but I'm willing to make it up to you... In a different way...~" Catnap said seductively as he placed a finger under my chin.

"W- Well... Catnap, I'm not really feeling it right now..." I mumbled as Catnap giggled a bit.

"Why not?~ It's pitch black out, sitting under a tree, with nobody out here to bother us... Sounds perfect to me...~" Catnap whispered seductively as he opened his mouth slightly, but instead of red smoke, it was now pinkish.

I accidentally breathed some in, in a panic, and I suddenly started feeling sort of numb, but...

Those conditions that he mentioned a couple seconds ago... They... They don't sound that bad anymore...

They sound fun... Really fun!

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