Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Paul groaned as his niece, Leia pulled on his hair. " Would you stop that?" He snapped. " You're messing up my hair!"
Leia giggled. " Oh Uncwe Pawl. You so funy."
Paul sighed. " I'll be more fun when you let go of my hair." He muttered as he took a sip of water.
Suddenly, the front door opened, and Dawn stepped in with a bag slung over her shoulder. " Hi, Leia!"
" Yay!" Leia cheered as she jumped and ran to Dawn. " Uncwe Pawl's wive hewe!"
Paul spit the water, and Dawn blinked. " What makes you say that?"
" Becawse of dis!" Leia showed them a picture of Paul in a suit and Dawn in a wedding dress.
" Mommy said it was wike you two!" Leia said brightly.
Paul groaned. " And what about Daddy?"
" Daddy was bettaw! He sat you two get mawied tomowowww!"
Dawn choked on her saliva. " What?!"
" Piplup!" Piplup said sympatheticly.
Paul groaned. " Reggie's in big trouble."
Leia giggled as she pulled out more pictures from her bag, each one showing Paul and Dawn with multiple children. The kids in the pictures had the same wild, gray hair as Paul, but their faces-without a doubt-looked like Dawn's grandmother.
Paul stared at the pictures, wide-eyed. "Leia, where did you even get these?!"
Leia beamed. "Mommy said it was a 'preview'! See, you have kids! And look! Dis one looks just wike Grandma!" She pointed at one where a little girl with big glasses and silver curls was sitting on Dawn's lap.
Paul's face went beet red. "I am NOT giving birth to grandmas! I don't care what your mommy says!"
Dawn laughed nervously, trying to push the pictures away. "And I'm NOT either!" she added, her voice a little too high-pitched for comfort.
Piplup, who had been watching the whole scene, facepalmed. "Piplup!" It sounded like a mix of a sigh and an exasperated groan.
Leia was undeterred by their protests and happily kept showing off her "family albums." She flipped to a picture of a boy with round glasses, holding a giant book and scowling.
"Look! He looks wike Daddy's mom!" Leia said proudly.
Paul threw his hands up in frustration. "I'm starting to think your mom has been getting way too creative with these pictures! And what's this obsession with grandmas?!"
