" We just woke up and hour ago...." Drew yawned as they both collapsed to the ground, snoring.
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“AAAAAH, DREW, LOOK AT YOUR FACE!” May screeched, pointing at Drew, who had woken up to find Aipom gleefully smearing peanut butter all over his cheeks.
“What? What’s on my—HEY!” Drew yelled as Aipom yanked his hair with a mischievous chitter, swinging gleefully from his green locks like they were vines.
“Get it off! Get it off!” Drew flailed, trying to pry Aipom away, but the monkey Pokémon clung tightly, its tail-hand giving Drew’s ear a playful flick.
“Calm down!” May snapped, hands on her hips. “You’re only encouraging it!”
“Oh, sorry, Mom,” Drew shot back sarcastically, ducking as Aipom threw a spoon at his head.
Before May could retort, Jigglypuff waddled into the room, looking distinctly unamused. It puffed up its cheeks in irritation and hopped onto the table. Without warning— SLAP!—its stubby little arm smacked May right across the face.
“OW! What was that for?!” May gasped, holding her cheek.
Jigglypuff huffed, its eyes narrowing, and started rummaging through the mess of items scattered on the table. Drew blinked. “Is it... looking for something?”
Before either of them could react, Jigglypuff whipped out its microphone-marker, raised it high, and slapped Drew across the forehead with it, leaving an obnoxious squiggle.
“That’s IT!” Drew yelled, scrambling up, only to trip over a rolling pin that Aipom had somehow retrieved from the kitchen. The monkey Pokémon cackled, spinning the rolling pin in its tail-hand like a baton.