"Put your pants back on!!!"
"PERVENT!"
"You wrecked the town again!"
"Get lost, pervent!"
Yushiro leaned back on his chair as he put his cup down. "Wow. How kind all of them are...", he commented with a dry voice.
"GIVE ME MY PANTS BACK, STRAW HAT!", Yushiro could hear the glare in his voice.
Luffy just shook the spandex as a reminder. "Then be our Nakama!"
"Don't be silly.... Don't assume you can make me your Nakama just by taking my pants!", he closed his eyes and grinned cockily.
He striked a familiar pose and waves crashed behind him against the coast.
"YOW!"
Yushiro made a face that indicates that he was absolutely disgusted. "He really has no shame, huh.... How disgusting...."
"KYAAAAAHH!"
"HE STRUCK A POSE, COMPLETELY EXPOSING HIS PRIVATE PARTS!"
"DON'T LOOK AT HIM!"
"He's the worst..... HE'S THE WORST!"
Luffy stumbled back in shock. "I underestimated him! What a strong-willed guy he is! He's a man among men!!"
He received a slap on the head by no other than Nami. "HE'S JUST A PERV!"
Robin stood up and walked to the railings with a smile on her face. "If it's okay to get rough with him, I can help you."
"Eh?", both Nami and Luffy made confused sounds.
Yushiro immediately perked up and ran to her like a kid getting candy.
He immediately leaned over the railing to see Franky suffer.
"Do it Robin!!", he shouted excitedly.
"Uh-oh....", Luffy muttered. "If Nii-chan is this excited, it cannot be good..."
Nami nodded with him.
"Dos Fleurs ...."
Robin made an X motion with her hands and started using her devil fruit power.
Hands appeared on Franky's legs and Robin closed her palms.
"Grab."
"HODUARGHHHHHHHHHHGGGG!"
Franky screamed in pain like he was getting tortured.
Actually, you can call this torture, since...
ROBIN HAD JUST GRABBED FRANKY'S FAMILY JEWELS!
"WHAT?! Hey, Robin!!", Nami exclaimed, shocked.
"YOU GRABBED THEM!", Luffy screamed as his eyeballs went out of their sockets. "OUCH!"
"YOU'RE GONNA CRUSH THEM, ROBIN!!", Chopper screamed with a horrified voice.
Franky was just screaming his heart out.
Yushiro winced a little. "Yeah,... My idea was great but that looks like it hurts.... Oh well.", he shrugged and just smirked evily. "It's not me, so I don't care."
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The last demon in the One Piece world
FanfictionOver 100 years had passed since the battle against Muzan Kibutsuji. All the participants that fought in that gruesome war had all passed away during a time of peace from a world without demons. Yet, one from that time is still around. Yushiro, a dem...
