Currently getting some parts fixed, there's inconsistencies because some chapters are getting changed DRASTICALLY. Chapters with the ⭕ are ones that have been changed.
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Genya Shinazugawa, a 16 year old high schooler gets teleported to a...
To make a MUKANE pie, you need to get a Mukane. So to get a Mukane, you need to capture a Mukane!!
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(I generally have a good memory but i don't remember how tf i described him. Also he's wearing a trash can)
To capture a Mukane you need to sneak up on him!! Otherwise he'll run away.
Here's an example on how to sneak up on a Mukane
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Unfortunately Mukane feels a presence behind him but since it's shadow hiding in shadows he doesn't suspect a thingn!
Here's an image on how a captured mukane should look like:
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Next step you gotta do is turn your captured mukane into pie!
So first off, you gotta do the same thing you'd do to make a chicken nugget from a chiken🥀 (I'm not painting that)
After you do that, you gotta prep the rest of pie ingredients!
You're gonna need these for your pie crust!
Ingredients:
250g all-purpose flour
125g cold butter, cubed
1/2 tsp salt
1 egg yolk (optional, for richness)
2-3 tbsp cold water
Instructions:
1. Mix Dry Ingredients - In a bowl, combine flour and salt.
2. Cut in Butter - Add cold butter and rub it into the flour with your fingers or a pastry cutter until it resembles breadcrumbs.
3. Add Liquid - Stir in the egg yolk (if using) and gradually add cold water, one tablespoon at a time, until the dough just comes together.
4. Chill - Form the dough into a ball, wrap in plastic wrap, and refrigerate for at least 30 minutes.
5. Roll & Use - Roll out on a floured surface and use it to line your pie dish.
(I had the dough recipe generated by chatgpt, because why not...)
Now that you have your dough ready, time to prepare the filling!
Take your mukane... Which you've turned onto a no-longer-living Mukane, unalive mukane or however you'd say it and grind it up in your meat grinder. It should look like this:
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Don't mind the gray parts!! It's just the trash can clothes he was wearing... It's edible❤️
Now that you have your mukane meat ready, time to season it!!
For your seasoning, you'll need:
★salt and pepper, be generous with it!!! 👁️👅👁️
★ tomatoes sliced 🥳
★ Worcestershire sauce 🥀
★ herbs like basil, corriander, rosemary, thyme... Oh, also garlic and onion! 🚨🚨🚨
★ spices like paprika, dried oregano, dried coriander.... Idk whatever you find in your cabinet 🥴
★ and some MAYONNAISE WITH LEMON JUICE 😼🦅🦅🧼😉💥💥
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When you've mixed everything up, put your pie dough in the form and then throw in your meat mixture and bake at 999999999999999°C for an hour!! Remember it has to be EXACTLY 999999999999999°C BECAUSE otherwise it'll be undercooked or an explosion will destroy the whole universe and multiberse!
After it's baked, cut it into however you'd like and serve while it's hot...
And enjoy this skibidi sigma π with lvl3 gyat and +81837288282 aura points with some Whipped cream or ice cream!!
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Pretend this is an april fools joke even tho it's 2 days late pls.
