"darling, I made dinner for our guests!" Draco walked into the room with a serving tray full of food only to find all 3 of the dark wizards pointing their wands around Harry. Draco immediately dropped the food "protego!" He cast, protecting himself and Harry. "I told you, I should be the one handling the trade" Draco says, pulling Harry into the kitchen with him.
"But then you'd have to pretend to be an alpha and I'd have to pretend to be an omega" Harry said
"It's better than having you fuck everything up and blowing out cover!" Draco pokes his head out from the kitchen doorway and shot a spell at one of the dark wizards. "Did you not read the debriefing about the artifact?"
Harry pointed his wand at another wizard and his wand flew out of his hand. "It was too long and boring, do I really need to know the entire history of the thingy?"
"Unbelievable Potter, of course you didn't do the homework, can you even read?"
"I can read!" Harry said defensively "I just choose not to"
"Why the hell would you grab the clearly cursed stone!?" Draco stared at a pig with a familiarly shaped lightning scar on its forehead. "You didn't read the mission debriefing, did you. The stone has Circe's curse on it, turning any man who touches it into a pig. That's why we were only supposed to secure the stone and let Angelina know so she could retrieve it. Let's go get you to a curse breaker" Draco sighs
"Alright, since someone refuses to do the required reading before an assignment, I'm going to read the scenario to you."
"I read the thing, you're an escort and I'm your manager" Harry sighs and looked up at Draco
"Did you read it? Or did you skim through it?" Draco asked "what's your name?"
"Jon Princeton"
"What's my name?"
Harry paused, glancing at the paper in front of him. Draco snatched the paper before Harry could find the fake name Draco had been assigned. "Jake Greyson?"
"That pause could get us caught" Draco crossed his arms.
"Whatever, besides wouldn't it blow our cover of someone tried to hire you?"
"That's why my prices are so high, and even if someone does offer to pay for me, I can take them to a hotel room and-"
"You're not going anywhere with another alpha or beta!" Harry snapped standing up and grabbing Draco "you're mine. No one else is allowed to look at you-"
"Harry, I'm just gonna put a memory charm on them" Draco rolled his eyes then shook his head "I'll ask if they can assign someone else to this case, you suck at undercover work..."
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Drarry into the omegaverse
FanfictionA fuckload of drarry omegaverse oneshots because I've been writing these nonstop. I finally made a cover for this XD Every comment gives me so much serotonin because I can pretend I have friends for a lil bit
