Drarry into the omegaverse

Draco then gave the enchanted motorcycle back to hagrid

"some idiot flew an enchanted motorcycle over 3 muggle towns" Draco looked at the paper as pansy read over his shoulder 

"Um dray? Take a closer look" she said. 

Draco pulled out his reading glasses and put them on, looking at the moving picture on the front page of the magazine. "Wait... That's MY idiot!" Draco put the paper on the table and grabbed his coat before stepping into the fireplace. "Ministry of magic" he spoke clearly before dropping the floo powder into the fire. 

Once at the ministry Draco led himself to the cells used to hold people for questioning and magical misdemeanors. He approached the desk. "How much to release Harry Potter?" Draco asked.  

"Sir, the ministry doesn't accept bribes to release prisoners" the desk attendant said. 

"He's Harry Potter" Draco repeated 

"All wizards must go through due process" they said uninterested. 

"Well can I at least see him?" 

"Visiting hours don't start until noon" 

Draco left in a huff going straight to the minister herself. "Miss Granger, your head auror is in jail" Draco said, marching into Hermione's office. 

"Draco! That key to my office is for emergencies only!"

"My husband is in jail" Draco says "that's an emergency" 

"I know. I've put a rush on processing his case but we can't just let him go-" 

"He's Harry Potter, of course you can just let him go" 

"No. This is exactly the kind of corruption that led to Voldemort's rise to power! 

"We're not going to create a new Voldemort by letting Harry out of jail" Draco reassured her. 

"It's the principal of the matter. If I let one of my friends off without consequence then others are gonna think that's okay-"

"So have the judge post his bail and I'll pay it and we can sort this out later" 

"Draco, I've already put a rush on his case, you're just gonna have to wait" 

"They won't even let me visit him!" 

"Visiting hours start in 45 minutes, you can go 45 minutes without Harry" 

"Hermioneeeeeee" Draco whined "it's been so long already-"

"Then maybe he shouldn't have gotten drunk and flown that damn motorbike across 3 muggle towns without using any invisibility spells!"

"Oh, you are not starting 'who married the bigger idiot' with me" Draco says. "Ron was with Harry long before he got on that motorcycle, he could have stopped Harry, but he didnt" 

"You let Harry go to the bar on the motorbike"

"He said he'd only have one firewhiskey!" 

"Oh you should have known he'd drink more than that"

The two continued to debate each other over who's husband was stupidest, each mentioning the variety of stupid things that Harry and Ron had done. It was a tough argument as most of the stupid stuff Draco or Hermione mentioned Harry and Ron had done together.

"Let's just agree that we both married completely idiots" Hermione eventually said 

"Yes, but mine is currently in jail while yours is god knows where" 

"Oh look, it's 12 O'clock, let's go visit Harry" Hermione began shooing Draco out of her office 

"Ron" Harry looked at Draco through the enchanted glass "he was with me on the motorbike, where is he?" 

"Oh Hermione is gonna love hearing that" Draco smirked

"Draco, we need to find him, I need you to find him" 

"I'm not in charge of the weasel, I'll let Hermione look for him, he's her baggage" 

"Don't call him that" 

"Weasel or baggage?" 

"Either" 

"It's not my job to keep track of your friends"