Drarry into the omegaverse

I didn't really know how to finish this one

"I'm Harry Potter," Harry began yelling. "The dark arts better be worried, oh boy!"
"You're drunk." Draco looked up at Harry "now please get off the table you're embarrassing me"
"You don't tell me what to do, Malfoy"
"I'm not a Malfoy anymore" Draco reminded him
"I don't care what scum you've married Malfoy, you'll always be a fucking.... Asshole..." Harry couldn't think of a better insult.
"Harry, this is gonna wind up on the news tomorrow if you don't get down"
"Make me!" Harry spat "come duel me like a man! Expellcius" Harry waved his wand but nothing happened. "Stupid wand, must be broken..."
Draco looks at Harry "you'll forgive me when you're sober" he says "immobilus!" Draco cast, he then swished and flicked his wand and Harry's still body began to float in the air as Draco walked out of the bar with him, bringing Harry home and giving him a draught for dreamless sleep and putting him in bed.

Harry sat up in bed and looked at his nightstand, he put on his glasses and grabbed his wand "lumos" he muttered and read the note on the nightstand 
'For your hangover, love Draco 💚' Harry took the potion Draco had made and drank it before getting out of bed and going to the kitchen where Draco was making crepes.
Harry held his head and looked at Draco, kissing him on the cheek "good morning my love" he says
Draco picked up the newspaper and handed it to Harry. "Draco you know I don't read that garbage"
"Just look at the picture" Draco says.
Harry looked at the picture, seeing himself standing on a table yelling something. He then read the headline, 'Potter found drunk and belligerent at bar, attacked by his own husband' Draco was visible in the picture pleading for Harry to get down from the table.
"You wouldn't attack me" Harry said.
"I cast immobilus on you to get you home" Draco explained "the prophet says I attacked you and ran off with you as if you aren't my drunken husband whom I had to take home"
"I'm sorry" Harry sighs and sets down the paper "guess I got too drunk last night"
"Just a little" Draco put a crepe on a plate and handed the plate to Harry. Harry looked at the crepe which Draco had drawn a heart on with chocolate syrup. Harry kissed Draco on the cheek and sat at the table where Draco joined him shortly after.
Harry pulled out his phone and Draco immediately summoned the device from Harry's hand "no cat videos at the table" Draco said. Harry had tried explaining the Internet to Draco, he ended up teaching him how to view cat videos on the Internet and called it progress. Draco however still seemed to insist that all muggle devices are evil and unnecessary.
Harry looked at Draco "you have my permission to stun me if I ever get drunk enough to dance on a table again"
"Next time I'm stunning you before you get on the table" Draco clarified "I'm not letting my husband die falling of a table"
"Yes, well I would never want to die in a way you didn't approve of" Harry responded sarcastically.
"You're not allowed to die on me" Draco said plainly
"I'm not allowed to die?"
"You survived the killing curse twice." Draco stated "you can do it a third time for me"
"There were other circumstances surrounding those, the first time was because of my mother's love-"
"Then my love will shield you from the killing curse" Draco said.
"So you'd sacrifice yourself for me?"
"No that's your job"
"But I'm not allowed to die?"
"Exactly"
"How's that supposed to work"
"We're in a fanfiction" Draco waved his hand dismissively "we're both immortal"
"Wait, what?" Harry turned to face you, the reader confusion on his face.

((The opening line of this fanfic is ironically the last line of the AI generated work Harry Potter and a portrait of what looked like a large pile of ash created by Botnik Studios. I hate AI "writing" with a burning passion but this one gets a pass because it's from 2018 and it's nonsensical and hilarious. Long live clippy.))