Draco is an absolute menace at weddings

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"I need a date to Sirius and Remus' wedding" Harry sighs. 

"Yes, I will go with you" Draco responds.  

Harry looked at Draco, he didn't want to say he wasn't asking for fear that Draco wouldn't go with him. "I-"

"Too late, he's you're date now" pansy cut him off

"I was gonna say I'd love that" Harry finished. 

"Wait, you were serious about Draco being your date?" Ron looked at Draco who was wearing a cream dress. 

Harry looked back at Draco "Draco you can't wear white! This is a wedding"

"First, it's cream, second, I tried asking Sirius about the dress code and he said to wear whatever, third, there's no bride" 

"I am not showing up to my godfather's wedding with my date wearing any color that could be mistaken for white" Harry said. 

Draco sighed dramatically and pulled out his wand, changing the color of his dress to a dark green color with silver lacing. Harry took Draco's arm in his and walked into the wedding. "Where are the bridesmaids?" Draco asked 

"I don't know" Harry said 

"You're the best man, that makes me a bridesmaid. Who's the maid of honor? I don't want you dancing with anyone else-" 

"Tonks is the maid of honor, she was a 7th year when we started Hogwarts and she already has a girlfriend, Tulip" 

"I'll ask her where the bridesmaids are"

"Why are you looking for the bridesmaids?"

"Because you're the best man, that means I have to be a bridesmaid" 

"Does it? Remus and Sirius aren't exactly having a traditional wedding-" 

"You need a bridesmaid to walk down the Isle with you, and that has to be me" Draco explained 

"Don't bridesmaids have specific dress colors?"

"I got a dress I could magically change the color of for a reason" 

"Alright, go find your bridesmaids I guess" Harry was starting to regret not reviewing wedding etiquette with Draco. 

Draco shoved his way to the front as soon as the bouquet left Remus' hand. He jumped up and caught it before anyone else could, holding it triumphantly as he somehow managed to land in the heels he wore. He quickly ran over to Harry "I caught the bouquet, you know what that means" he said suggustively.  

"Are you gonna be like this at all out friends weddings?" Harry asked

"Well, we'll be the next couple to get married, so I won't be in the crowd for the bouquet toss at our friends weddings" 

"Who says we're getting married next" 

"Harry, I caught the bouquet. That means my wedding will be the next wedding" 

"We just got together though-" 

"Mind of I cut in?" Ginny asked looking at Harry. 

"Yes, I do mind" Draco snapped at her. 

"Draco don't be rude" Harry looked at Draco and let go of him, moving to dance with Ginny 

"Absolutely not" Draco said and pulled Harry close. 

"Draco, let go" 

"Not if you're gonna run off and dance with her" Draco looked up at Harry "I'm your date, remember" 

"Yeah but I can dance with other people-" 

"Not without my permission. I'm practically your fiance since I caught the bouquet-" Draco rested his head on Harry's shoulder and stuck his tongue out at Ginny. 

"Tonks and tulip got married, and I wasn't invited to the wedding! I'm her cousin for Merlin's sake, why didn't she invite me!" 

"Maybe because she saw your behavior at Sirius and Remus' wedding" Harry bit his tongue so the words didn't actually come out

"She is not invited to our wedding if she's not gonna invite me to her wedding" Draco crossed his arms. 

"That's fine" Harry said "the you don't have to invite anyone"

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