(like it's the wizard equivalent of "thanks Obama" because at Hogwarts Draco blamed everything on Harry, and he's still doing it even now that they're married.
"Potter... This is all your fault!" Draco groaned from the bathroom where he was throwing up. "If you hadn't insisted on going to that stupid muggle restaurant-"
"How was I supposed to know you'd get food poisoning?" Harry was on his knees next to Draco holding the omega's hair back.
"Because it's a muggle restaurant and who knows what ungodly devices they're using to cook the food"
"Draco it's the same as a wizard restaurant, this is just a coincidence"
"You don't know the goings-on of every muggle restaurant- they probably used a microwave or some other unholy machine"
"Restaurants don't use microwaves" Harry shook his head and rubbed Draco's back.
"I don't care what they used, they didn't use magic to check the temperature and whatever muggle device they used was ineffective "
"Draco, you can't keep blaming everything on muggle technology-"
"Oh? Then what do you suppose caused this"
"We don't even know that this is food poisoning. It could be unrelated to the muggle restaurant"
"Suuure" Draco spoke sarcastically "this is all just a coincidence"
~After a few days~
"I have PROOF that my plight these past few days is entirely your fault Potter."
"When are you gonna stop calling me that?"
"When you stop being a pain in my side" Draco sighs
"So how is you throwing up my fault?" Harry asks
"Examen graviditatis!" Draco pointed his wand to his stomach and the tip of his wand glowed green.
Harry stared at Draco confused "okay? What does that mean?"
"I'm pregnant, Potter. And it's entirely your fault"
"Hey, it takes two to tango, Malfoy"
Draco looks up at Harry "I'm not a Malfoy anymore" he says
"So what? I'm supposed to call you Pottah?" Harry mimicked Draco's posh way of saying their last name.
"Yes, if you insist on using my last name, at least use my actual last name"
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Drarry into the omegaverse
Fiksi PenggemarA fuckload of drarry omegaverse oneshots because I've been writing these nonstop. I finally made a cover for this XD Every comment gives me so much serotonin because I can pretend I have friends for a lil bit
