Drarry into the omegaverse

conditions to date Draco malfoy

"what's this?" Harry looked at the paper Draco had given him titled 'conditions for being my boyfriend'
"You're not gonna get any special treatment from me just because you defeated Voldemort." Draco states "you have to abide by the same conditions as all my other boyfriends"
"Conditions?" Harry asked
"They're all on that paper"
"Are they negotiable?" Harry began skimming the paper "you expect an allowance from me?"
"Being a stay at home mom is hard work, and I can't get a job while raising 5 kids"
"5 kids?" Harry's eyes widened "and your past boyfriends agreed to this?"
"Not the exact same terms, I only wanted 3 kids with Cedric"
"And we're having 5 why?"
"So I can name two of them." Draco says "James Sirius Potter, Remus Severus Potter, Scorpius Hyperion Potter, Lilly something Potter and Narcissa Aurora Potter"
"You've already named them? What were your kids with Cedric gonna be called?
"Aurora Nova, Scorpius Hyperion, and Estrella Celeste"
Harry couldn't argue, Draco had picked some damn good names. "Okay, what other conditions are there?" Harry looked at the list. "Only consensual hitting, what does that mean?" Harry wondered if the condition meant Draco had been hit in previous relationships
"It means you can only spank me if you're gonna fuck me"
"Oh" Harry blushed and stared at the list "you get a private candy jar?"
"I have my own jar, it's not like you need to buy me one"
"I have to take you out weekly?"
"You get to take me out weekly, monthly once we have our kids"
"Grooming standards?"
"I added that category for you"
"You pick my outfits for date night?"
"You can pick mine too, but I can veto it"
"Hair must be brushed daily, Draco I'm not a crup I can take care of myself"
"No the crup comes later on in the relationship"
Harry continued to skim the list and sure enough there was a section about pets. "No ferrets?" Harry looked at Draco
"You know damn well why that's a rule"
Harry sighs and looks at Draco  "I'm not making a contract to be in a relationship with you"
"It's not a contract, it's just instructions on how to treat me right"
"How is brushing my hair treating you right?"
"It's showing that you put effort in" Draco says "that you care enough about me to look good for me"
"What if I gave you conditions to be my boyfriend?"  Harry asked
Draco thought for a moment "that'd be sexist" he said"omegas are already held to such high societal standards"
Harry looked at the list and sighed "you're lucky you're cute"