"Draco just try it-"
"No! I'm not putting muggle toxins on my skin!"
"It's perfectly safe, Draco, I've used sunscreen for years"
"And I've used sun protection spells for years, they work just fine-"
"Draco you still look like a lobster from yesterday"
"I will not be insulted by my husband!"
"Draco that wasn't an insult-"
"You called me a lobster- what even is a lobster?"
"It's- you don't know what a lobster is?"
"I know it's some muggle thing"
"It's an animal, kind of like a crab-" Harry pulled up a picture on his phone and showed Draco
"Ew, you think I look like that?"
"No, just that your skin is very red, now please just try the sunscreen"
"I don't trust muggle products! They're unnatural-" "you use muggle plumbing"
"That's different!" Draco insisted.
"How? How is sunscreen different from the muggle inventions you do use?"
"It's not widely used by other wizards-"
"I use it, Hermione uses it, plenty of wizards use muggle sunscreen"
"But that's not-"
"Draco. What if the sunscreen is the one thing that can actually prevent you from getting sunburned?"
"What if I have a horrible reaction to it and it turns my skin green?"
"then I'd be married to a Martian"
"A what?"
"An alien, muggles often picture people's from other planets as having green skin-"
"Aliens? Don't be ridiculous Harry"
"All this magic and magical creatures, and yet you draw the line at aliens?"
While Draco was distracted Harry tried to rub some sunscreen on the omega's burnt shoulders only to get his hand smacked away.
"Don't put that stuff on me!"
"Draco it's harmless, you need to accept muggle inventions"
"No I don't! I'm doing just fine with magic"
"Draco you're skin is red, you look like you've got your face painted for a Wigtown Wanderers match"
"So? Why should I expect muggle products to work where wizarding products have failed?"
"You should at least try it" Harry says "if it doesn't work you get to say 'I told you so', and I'll give you a nice back massage as I apply the sunscreen."
Draco looked at Harry "fine but if it turns my skin green I'm not leaving the house until you find a cure"
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Drarry into the omegaverse
Fiksi PenggemarA fuckload of drarry omegaverse oneshots because I've been writing these nonstop. I finally made a cover for this XD Every comment gives me so much serotonin because I can pretend I have friends for a lil bit
