"'the dark side of Harry Potter: the grim truth about his relationship with Draco Malfoy'" Draco read aloud
"Draco, when are you gonna stop reading these nonsense articles" Harry asked
"When they stop being funny" Draco answered "this one's a good one" Draco laid down on the couch, looking at the article he had printed out for his scrapbook. "'Harry Potter, saviour of the wizarding world, only known survivor of the killing curse' bla bla bla, 'he may seem perfect, but there's a hidden dark side to him. His supposed husband Draco Malfoy is his former nemesis, turned into the perfect housewife thanks to a memory charm' pfft, like you could even cast one of those"
Harry shook his head
"'Potter's supposed lover isn't allowed in public by himself and spends most of his time trapped at home waiting for Potter to return. It is believed that Malfoy was under the imperious curse during their wedding-'" Draco paused "do they seriously think you would have planned our wedding by yourself? Why would you make it such a public event if I'm under the imperious curse? More people means more witnesses" Draco sighs "at least when I lied to the press about you what I said was believable"
"Where are they getting their information from?" Harry asked
"Well, pansy found the article on PotterStinks.com" draco answered
"There's a website called PotterStinks.com?"
"Well it's run by a Harry Potter hate group, which was founded by yours truly"
"You founded a Harry Potter hate group?"
"I was young, and you made me confused about my feelings so I acted out and started the Potter Stinks club"
"So this was fourth year- when did you leave the club?"
"After 8th year, I didn't think the club would move past Hogwarts without me"
"After 8th year- but we started dating in 6th year?"
"But that was a secret, I couldn't exactly resign mid-year people would ask questions"
"Resign? You held an office in this club"
"I was the president" Draco admits
"President!? My husband was the founder and President of a Harry Potter hate group?"
"For 4 years" draco says
"And we were dating for 2 of those years"
"I thought you knew!" Draco said "we weren't exactly subtle with the badges and everything"
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Drarry into the omegaverse
FanfictionA fuckload of drarry omegaverse oneshots because I've been writing these nonstop. I finally made a cover for this XD Every comment gives me so much serotonin because I can pretend I have friends for a lil bit
