Draco's pregnancy cravings

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Disclaimer: I am American, it's kinda obvious in this fic, and yeah I could call them chips for authenticity or whatever, but I'm not going to. George Washington didn't cross the Delaware river for me to call them chips.

"you look like shit" Ron looked at Harry
"I know, I've been up since 2am" Harry sighs
"Why? The baby isn't here yet?"
"Draco woke up craving 'that muggle food' and....."
~ Flasaaaaaaashbaaaaaack ~
"Potter"
Harry groaned and looked at the clock trying to make out the blurred numbers, he then turned to look at his wife.
"I'm craving muggle food"
Harry wrapped his arms around his wife, feeling his baby bump "what kind of muggle food?" Harry asked
"Salty and well seasoned, long thin strips... I think they're potatoes?"
"French fries?" Harry asked
"Fries yes, but I don't think they're French, I'm quite familiar with French cuisine" 
"Where do you want me to get you fries from?"
"That muggle restaurant"
Harry realized that Draco wouldn't know which fast food chain Harry had gotten fries from so he started listing the different fast food places he had taken Draco. "McDonald's? Burger King? Wendy's?"
"No none of those places sound right..."
Harry sighs and kisses Draco's forehead "I'll get fries from all 3 stores and you can tell me which fries are the right fries" he said before leaving, pulling out his phone and looking for the nearest 24 hour McDonald's. Harry got on his motorbike, and used the cover of the night to fly there unnoticed. He went through the drive thru and ordered a large fries for his beloved wife before going to the next fast food chain.
Harry returned triumphantly with 3 different bags of fries and handed the McDonald's fries to Draco first.
"No" Draco said after eating a single fry "too salty"
Harry handed Draco the burger king fries
"Too crispy" Draco said after having one.
"Then it must be these!" Harry said as he handed Draco the Wendy's fries, proud of himself for taking care of his wife's pregnancy cravings.
"No, they're more seasoned than these, and they come with a cheese sauce"  Draco thought about the fries he craved, which only made him crave them more. "And they don't come from a place you'd expect to have fries, I remember you were surprised they had fries when I ordered them"
Harry thought for a few moments before the lightbulb went off over his head. "Nacho fries!" He exclaimed "I'll be right back"  he kisses Draco softly before leaving and getting back on his motorbike, flying to Taco Bell and driving through the drive through. "I'll have some nacho fries" Harry ordered confidently.
"Sorry, the nacho fries were a limited time promotion that we're no longer serving" the worker told him.
Harry's smile dropped "okay" he said before driving away disappointed. (Draco definitely would be a Karen here, "can't you just make some? Don't you have the ingredients? Can you check in the back?" That sort of stuff)
Harry however refused to accept defeat, before Draco had gotten pregnant Harry promised to take care of all his pregnancy cravings, and he intended to keep that promise. Harry used his phone and spends an hour trying to find the most accurate recepie for the fries. Once he had the recipe he headed to a 24 hour supermarket to get the potatoes and spices he needed. Draco was back asleep by the time Harry came home. Harry immediately got to work in the kitchen, peeling the potatoes and cutting them into fries, seasoning the fries even though seasoning food is considered treason in Britain. Draco had woken up again by the time harry had made both the fries and the cheese sauce to go with it. Draco sat at the table and Harry set a plate of fries in front of him, with a dipping cup filled with cheese sauce.
"What's this?" Draco asked looking up at Harry.
"The Muggle food you wanted"
"Oh, right, well the craving passed and fries aren't really a breakfast food..."
~ end flashback ~
"So I made him some regular breakfast and got ready for work" Harry finished
"You went to 4 fast food chains and the grocery store to get food he didn't even want?"
"If i had asked more questions about the fries I could have cut out the fast food visits entirely and gotten the food to him on time"
"He made you get up at 2am to bring him French fries"
"Nacho fries, and Draco says they're not French" 
"Guess me and 'mione won't be having kids then, I'm not getting up at 3am for some pregnancy craving..."
"Oh this isn't the worst pregnancy craving he's had, he was having pickles with ice cream a few days ago and it was really weird, but he's insecure so I couldn't make him feel like it was weird. I ended up having some pickles and ice cream with him, but it was a truly awful combination, but I had to pretend it was normal"
"Yup, we're never having kids now"
"It's not all bad, we found out fish fingers and custard go really well together" (yes that's a reference)

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