Drarry into the omegaverse

w(r)ong picture

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Sent: 3:36pm
waIT DON'T OPEN THAT WRONG PIC WRONG PIC AHHHHHHH
not sent
Come by at 6 ;)
Received 4:13

Harry paces around his office, looking at everything as if it'd be for the last time. He wasn't exactly sure where Malfoy worked in the ministry, but he anticipated that Malfoy would try to blackmail him before getting the head auror fired for sexual haraasment. Six finally arrived and Harry stopped by Draco's flat, gently knocking on the door. Waved his hand and the door flew open as Draco stood there, pouring two glasses of wine wearing an expensive looking silk robe. "Know why I called you here" Draco asked teasingly
Harry rubbed the back of his neck "because I accidentally sent you a dick pic-"
Draco dropped the bottle of wine, causing it to shatter and spill on the counter, his face pale as ever "a-accidently...?"
"Yeah? this is embarrassing..." Harry took a deep breath "so, ron saved you in my contacts at Ferret so your contact came up right next to my 'for my eyes only' folder"
"Accident... All this over an accident?" Harry began picking up the broken glass from the wine bottle, carefully gathering the shards. Draco just waved his wand and the wine bottle reassembled itself, the spilled wine going back into the bottle as if nothing had happened. "I cleaned my entire house because of a bloody accident!" Draco said in shock.
"Look just tell me what you want and then delete the picture"
"What I want? What I want is the romantic candle lit dinner date that I had prepared for us. I made treacle tart for dessert, I know that's your favorite, and then you we're gonna deflower me on that sofa over there but noooooo this isn't your weird Potterish way of asking me out, it's just a simple accident!" Draco groaned "I'll pack you a to go bag might as well ensure nothing goes to waste-" Draco jumps when his phone buzzed and he clicked on the text he had received. "You sent me another dick pic?'
"That one wasn't an accident "