All I could do was cry(completed)

Chapter 1

"Jay o my gaaawwwwd."

I spoke as Jay was tickling me I was gfdgonna piss my pants if he didn't stop like now.

Bey:"Jay...baby...stooop."

Jay:"Uh-uh not until you say it."

Bey:"Never I will never say it put me down before I fucking piss on you."

Jay:"I don't care your gonna say it."

Bey:"Fine you put in work last night daddy!!You happy now, damn put me down I gotta pee."

He placed me on the floor and once my two feet hit the ground I took off to the bathroom.Usain bolt who?I had to pee so bad I didn't even bother shutting the door I just needed some relief.

Jay:"damn bey yo ass couldn't even shut the door.Do you want me to take you down again?"

Bey:"Jay shut the hell up I wouldn't have to pee if it wasn't for you.I also would be able to walk straight too."

Jay:"well what can I say daddy put in work last night you said it yourself, but you sure as hell won't complaining last night talkin bout some awww jayyy baby rigghht there tear this pu-(GCO)"

Bey:"Shawn Corey carter you better not finish that sentence or Ima come out this bathroom and call solo to knock yo ass out."

Jay"ight man you ain't gotta go that far I was kidding you know your sister crazy as hell."

Bey:"exactly now let me have some peace while I piss."

Jay left the doorway of the bathroom and I shut the door.After I finished my business I hopped up from the toilet and went into the bedroom.I was craving some ice cream I don't know why but I wanted a nice cold ice cream cone from Dairy Queen.

Bey:"baby can you take me to get some ice cream pleeeaaassseee."

Jay:"Why do you want ice cream at this time of the night?You not gonna be farting in my face all night hell to the no!"

Bey:"Jay Jay please"*in a baby voice*

Jay:"damn beyonce you lucky I'm in love with you,fat ass."

Bey:"ha you love this fat ass!"

Jay:"you damn right I do that's why I'm gonna claim that shit again tonight.Now hurry up so we can go."

Bey:"Ok damn ain't gotta rush me."

I put on a pair of black yoga pants with a zebra print waistband and a white OTR t-shirt.Then met Jay in the car.After 5 minutes of contemplating what kind of ice cream I wanted Jay just got me a plain ole vanilla cone.

Bey:"I didn't say I wanted a vanilla cone big lips."

Jay:"well you were taking to long and holding up traffic big ears."

Bey:"That's cause I'm beyonce I make the world stop.......carry on."

Jay:"I'm jigga man,hov,roc.and daddy."

Bey:"ugh shut up and get my damn ice cream."

Jay:"look I done told you about cursing at me and telling me what to do."