Why and How?

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How did Tsurumaru met Jiji?

Mitsutada: hey, Kogi.
Kogi: yea?
Mitsu: you've known Jiji for a while, right?
Kogi: yea, why?
Mitsu: too close with him that our fans ship you with him?
Kogi: yea--wait, what?!
Mitsu: tell me something i need to know..
Kogi: what was that about the shippi--
Mitsu: --SO, How did Jiji met Tsurumaru?
Kogi:....hmmm.... i really don't know...
-interupts-
Ichigo: well, actually, it goes like this...

*flashback*

Jiji: *sob* lonely~ i am so lonely~ i got nobody~ all on my own~
-interupts-
Tsurumaru: ...
Jiji: ...
Tsurumaru: ...hey...
Jiji: ..n...
Tsurumaru: ..so uh...
Jiji: ...
Tsurumaru: ...i like trains..
Jiji: *gasp* I DO TOO
Tsurumaru: O MAH GUH! YOU LIKE TRAINS, TOO!
Jiji: ...well, i..i like bridges...
Tsurumaru: I LOVE BRIDGES!!
Jiji: *fangirls* Let's go to one!
*no on a bridge*
Jiji: holeh crahp, we're onh a brihdghe..
Tsurumaru: oh god! I'm falling...
Jiji: *kira laugh*

*back to present*

Ichigo: that's what Tsurumaru told me...

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