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Night Fever 2

So, the swords were so druk last night, that theywere doing so many crazy thigs.

*a Karaoke night happened!!

Mitsutada: Okay! Who's going first?
Yasu: i will!

Mitsutada: *hands him the mic*

Yasu: *picks a song*

*All by myself by Celine Dion

Mitsutada: are you crazy?!

Yasu: it's for my Okita-kun!!

Mitsutada: okay then...

Yasu: *clears throat* *sings* ALL BY MYSELF!! DON'T WANNA BE ALL BY MYSELF!!

All: *claps*

Yasu: *crying* Okita-kun! Y u leave me!? *sob sob*

Kashuu: dude... i'm here too..

Yasu: i loved him more than you do!
Kashuu: still the same... i love him..

Jiji: i'll go next!!

Yasu: *hands him the mic*

Jiji: *sings World is mine*

All: .... of all songs he can pick.. this.. typical Jiji..

Jiji: *poses like a tsundere while emphasizing some parts of the song to Kogi*

Kogi: Jiji.. i think you're too drunk...

Juzu: i think so too...

Jiji: *screaming like Miku*

All: *flabergasted*

Jiji: *strikes his last tsundere pose*
All: *gibes a slow clap*

Jiji: FASTER BITCHES!!

All: *gives a faster clap*

Jiji: MUCH BETTER!! AHHAHAHAH!! YOKIKANA, YOKIKANA!!

Juzu: i'll go next...

Jiji: *hands him the mic*

Juzu: *sings Dear You.. yes.. the Higurashi kind of Dear You*

All: *crying*

Juzu: *fell asleep while singing in th chorus*

Iwatooshi: y'know what.. i think it's better if he sings a Sleeping Beauty soundtrack instead...

All: *agrees*

Mitsutada: Juzu... are you okay now?

Juzu: yes... *hands him the mic*

Mitsutada: okay.. thank you.. Who's next?

Tsuru: I!!

Mitsutada: *hands him the mic*

Tsuru: *sings a random heavy metal song*

All: *pokerface*

Tsuru: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *done singing*

*next

Kuri-chan: *sings a random song*

Mitsutada: why'd you sing that?

Kuri-chan: you got a problem bro?!

Mitsutada: nah bro.. , - ;

*next

Hasebe: *so drunk* *sings trololol song* BEHOLD I AM THE MEME LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!!

Mitsutada: *laughs at him*

Hasebe: *tackles him*

*next