Touken Ranbu on Crack

Army

Urashima: *admiring his pet turtle*
      I've got an idea!

*hours later

Nagasone: Urashima, what are you doing?

Urashima: fear me!!

Nagasome: you're just riding your turtle..

Urashima: it's not my turtle! It's my steed!!

Nagasone: you do know that steeds can only be limited with Cows, horses, and deers?

Urashima: so?

Nagasone: that's no horse..that's a turtle!

Urashima: ...

Nagasone: ...

Urashime: ...

Nagasone: ....

Urashima: I'll start an army right now..

*hours later

Koutetsu(pink haired one) : what on earth are you doing..

Urashima: I am the general of the country of Spain! (If u know what i mean) fear my army of turtles!!

Koutetsu: ...

Urashima: hmph!

Koutetsu: ..you watched Hetalia didn't you?

Urashima: how did you know?!

Koutetsu: ...dude..

Urashima: O_O!

Koutetsu: Prussia is dead..

Urashima: Fusososo!! *charged Koutetsu*

Urashima is officially a hetalian...