Touken Ranbu on Crack

The swords' diary 2

Yagen's diary: i am a bara inside a shota.. or a shota with bara voice.. i don't even know..

Uguisumaru's diary: i saw this video.. and this notebook said that Green is not a creative colour... Bitch, i don't give a shit. No one ask for ur opinion about my fave faboo colour...

Juzu: bitch, calm dewn..

Akashi's diary: i wanna sing the Lazy song... cause it's for me and me only... just that... i'm too lazy to sing that.. Akashi out.. b'argh..

Hotarumaru's diary: i'm a fabulous shota.. kiss me i'm fabulous!

Aizen's diary: Akashi's fave is so Hotaru.. i already know... he's such a jerk.. i hate him..

Juzu: oh... it's.. it's wet.. i'm.. i'm so sorry for you, Aizen.. he cried when he made this... Akashi shouldn't be like that..

Tonbokiri's diary: dear diary.. today, i can't forget how happy i am today. Otegine was so nice to me today. Nihongou too.. i hope they'll be this eay forever, and be happy ad i am.. i guess i'll propose to her tomorrow.. i don't know.. i'm feeling nervous.. but i love her.. and i hope she'll love me too..

Juzu: oh... it's wet with tears too.. Tonbokiri.. he's so nice afterall..good luck Tonbokiri...

Mitsutada's diary: i don't understand... why doesn't Author-sama likes me? Why isn't she falling inlove with me? I tried my very best trying to make her fall for me... why can't she feel it? Our lips are just centimeters away.. and all she can say is, " I like your tie sir! " What is with this woman?! Everyone, every female will always fall on her knees whenever she sees me... why not her?! I feel different... her eyes were so beautiful upclose.. i think.. i'm falling for her... This can not be!! I'm gonna sleep this off...

Juzu: Mitsutada... she actually likes Otegine... not you...

Kousetsu's diary: i can't believe that i'm living in years of despair...

Souza's Diary: my hair is pink... but Author-sama said, she likes it. And she said that i look like a Rockstar... how is that possible!? Does Author-sama listen to rock music?! She's crazy..

Sayo's diary: i hate my big brother... he always teases me that i'm cute and all.. why do i have to be the smallest?!

Kashuu's diary: Yasu is really careless! He broke my nails, and the nail polish! What's his deal!? Urgh! I'm just too pretty! OMG!!

Juzu: pls stop..

Yasu's diary: I think Kashuu's gay...
Juzu: don't say that!

Kasen's diary: *poetry written all over the whole notebook*

Juzu: idek.

Kane-san's diary: Horikawa is my cute little stalker...

Yoshiyuki's diary: ....

Juzu: why is there a hole... oh... he.. it's a gunshot on his notebook.. okay..

Yaman's diary: i lost my cape and i don't know what to use to cover my ass.. Mitsutada or Jiji or even Yamabushi-nii might look at me, or my fat ass, and touch me... ewe!

Juzu: you forgot to mention me..

Kakaka's diary: kakakakaka! I don't know why.. but Yaman is always looking at me.. i'll just have to smile at him... but he just keeps looking at me.. is he angry at me? I called Horikawa and talked to him about this, he just smiled and chuckled.. What is going on!? Kakakaka!

Juzu: dude... i ship you two.. Boku no Yaman... perfect..forget about boku no Pico... therels Boku no Yamanba... haha i'd so watch that..

Horikawa's diary: i think my brothers are having an affair... My life is so complicated... i don't know what to do..GAHAHAHA!

Juzu: gurl, clam ur tits.

Hachisuka's diary: i accidentally burned my fake brother.. gosh i hate him... ohohohoho!

Juzu: everyone hates you too..

Urashima's diary: one thing i want that Midare has, is happy brothers.. Why can't Hachisuka-nii love Nagasone-nii?! I love them both.. why can't they love each other? Nagasone-nii already loves Hachisuka-nii... what is wrong with them?!

Nagasone's diary: today, Hachisuka gave me a wonderful gift. A Sunburn.. why won't he love me..

Kuri-chan's diary: Mitsutada is so annoying... I'll make him love me..

Juzu: *nosebleed* plese do..

Hasebe's diary: people say i'm a meme lord.. whatever that is... I'll make them treat me like a Lord! Kiss my shoes, bitches! I'm fancy!

Juzu: *dramatic fangirl* Yes, milord
Shishio's diary: My lion.. my fuzzy lion.. and i killed it! I KILLED MUFASA!! BUWAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Juzu: enough.. we're not going to Disneyland..

Doudanuki's diary: Otegine is so lazy... he just makes excuses like "i'm a useless sword! I can't do that! Guh.. " and then, slacks around... i don't get him.. he's probably Akashi's laziness rival..

Juzu: i ship you two.. lel i'm the number one Fujoshi.. i mean Fudanshi.

Tsuru's diary: panties just flying everywhere... it's nice if Jiji would wear them for me.. i wonder what it feels like wearing those..

Juzu: i'll give you the chance.. i'll even give you 100 yen and a bra..

Tarou's diary: i'm so pretty.. i wonder if i cut my hair.. maybe i'll look handsome..

Jirou's diary: Nihoungou is funny. I styled his hair a little.. and we drank together! Ahahaha! Tarou is so jealous of me! Hahaha! He's so gay for me!! Hahaha!

Juzu: the dude best in parties..

Otegine's diary: i can't believe myself.. one time.. we were so drunk... and... tought i was sleeping with Author-sama.. i got so excited.. i ws like.. so naked that time.. and got so pumped up.. cause sleeping with Author-sama.. i pulled up the blankets and..... holy fucking shit..
Yasusada what are you doing here!? I had yaoi with Yasusada si fucked up!!

Juzu: yes... golden key...

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