Touken Ranbu on Crack

Genderbend!!

One day, there was something wrong that happened..

Horikawa: *waking up* *yawn*

??? : Horikawa!

Horikawa: huh? A girl?

???: At last! You're finally awake!!

*a girl with very long, black hair show up*

Horikawa: *gasp* who are you?

???: eeh~?! You don't recognize me?! It's me, Kane-san~!

Horikawa: *super shocked* WHAT!?
Izumi: yes~! It's me!! *hugs him*

Horikawa: *blushing and nosebleed*

Izumi: Horikawa, you know.. *blush* i feel so happy with you around.. *boobs bouncing on his chest*

Horikawa: *like a pervert*

*door opens*

Naki: hey..

Horikawa: ((is this suppose to be Nakigitsune?? ))

♀Naki: you should get up now.. it's like almost noon... dude..

Horikawa: ((she's cute...))

Izumi: Hori-kun!! Hey!! Don't cheat on me!!

Horikawa: what!?

Izumi: Hori-kun.. do you.. even.. love me?

Horikawa: Kane-san... ofcourse i do..

Izumi: *moe blush* Hori-kun.. *holds her lips out* kiss.. me..

Horikawa: *bulshing af* Kane-san..

*bam!!

Hotarumaru: *is a loli* Hori-nii!! Hurry up! We got an expedition to do!!

Yamato: *a cute yandere* I have him in my team first!!

Kashuu: *crawls up to Horikawa* Hori-kun~! Let's go~! *is a girl with a sassy personality*

Nagasone: *a super sexy jessica rabbit* hurry up captain!!

Horikawa: *surrounded with so many female ver. Of his sword bros.* GYAAAA!! * runs out of the room*

*boing~!

Horikawa: *fell on the floor*

Otegine: *as a super cute sexy and tall girl* *her clevage is like showing up in her shirt* Horikawa-san... you.. bumped on.. *blush* Iyaaa~! You bumped on my chest you clutsy~!!

Horikawa: ((it was so fluffy~!! )) IM SORRY!! *bow and then ran*

*as he was running a long the corridors*

*bam!!

Horikawa: *grunt* *grope* what.. *grope* is this.. *grope*

Yaman: *blushing af* IYAAA~!! *slaps Horikawa* B-BAKA!! YOU PERVERT!!

Mitsutada: oi, oi... whats going on? *like a badass delinquent girl.. with huge chest*

Horikawa: ((she's pretty too)) *bows* IM REALLY SORRY FOR THE TROUBLE I CAUSED YOU!!

Heshikiri: what's going on? -_- *like a big sister*

Ookurikara: nn.. *like a kuudere girl with also huge chest*

Horikawa: ((the Odate-gumi swords are all so pretty!!))

Souza: *walking a long with Sayo* *looks like a beautiful maiden, yandere maiden*

Sayo: *a cute loli*

Kousetsu: *like a beautiful ice woman*

Horikawa: ((even the Samonji brothers..))