Touken Ranbu on Crack

100 story milestone!!

Okay dudes!! This is the 100th milestone of this book of random crack of our loved game of Sword Husbandos, Touken Ranbu!!

So, yea... Thank you all so much for reading this crazy book xD

Thank you all so much for loving this book! Though, this book won't be having a next volume...

Instead... there will be only one Touken Ranbu on crack book by DANE-sempai..

Yes.. this will be the ultimate compilation of all the crack!
Cause i think it will be so unorganized for me to make a new volume.. plus i'll get confused to which is which.. and probably you guys will too...

Otegine: DANE-sempai! Dane-sempai!! Why would it be unorganized to make a new volume?

Because, Otegine, i made other books regarding my other plans 'in life' (lel) there are other books like Partial the score where a story about my *fictional* highschool life.. then there's Forest woods.. a compilation of some famous fairy tales turned anime style... then there's Dream box.. where theres a box that will grant your one wish..
And guess what... no one's reading those heartwarming, deep, matured, inspiring, lovable novels!! Instead what became famous was this book of crack xD such irony. I didn't know that i was born to be a comedian..

Otegine: *walks away slowly* okay... oh but, Dane-sempai, Dane-sempai!! Why are there reader inserts in a book of crack like yours?

You see, Otegine my dear, I think it's a bit cheap if i'll make a book of Touken Ranbu with just pure crack.. i mean.. I LOVE TOUKEN RANBU!! i have to do some other things that i'd like to do... tho, i apologize if i really am not good at making reader inserts xD it's just that i'm not that interested in romance.. i'm more of a violence and horror type of gal!! XD but even so, i'll still have to try making more.. cause, maybe many would like it.. who knows?

Otegine: oh, and Dane-sempai!!

What....?

Otegine: i just noticed something.. Why is it that sometimes, when a new part/chapter is updated, it just happens that, it's somehow part of the older parts...

Dude.. i don't get you..

Otegine: i mean, example... You updated a part called Dried Up.. then after i read it, it just happens that an old chapter shows up.. why?
Oh okay.. you see, sometimes, this type of ironic stuff happens to me sometimes.. there's when i already thaught of making a new part.. and when i started writing, i somehow forgot xD and well, sometimes, i had the concept but still i lack some crack... And No, i don't take drugs in order to make good crack xD wth xD who would even do such a thing?! XD so, i'll leave it there.. then, i'll update next time.. and also, sometimes, i'm too busy to continue with that part that i could finish a short crack where lets say, Gokotai tripped and the table's on drugs and flies around in circles... welp that's an mmd xD not mine tho.. well, i hope that answers your question..

Otegine: i have another question tho... why do you also put stuff like you with us swords?

You got a problem with that bro? Haha just kidding... well, if you look at it, it's still part of the crack... and well yea.. i should be part of it too since i'm still a saniwa for playing Touken Ranbu! Really...

Otegine: okay then..last question...
Why of all swords... why am i your husbando? I'm not even Husbando material... Well, it's not like i don't like you or anything... i mean.. i do... wait...

Actually, Otegine has some of the 'requirements' i have for boys..
1. He's tall... 2. He has messy hair.. 3. He's adorable AF!! 4. He has deep voice. I'm really not falling for voices similar to Kogi's and Pikachuu's or anything... they're too bishie and really gives an idea that he's hot and all.. nah! I'm done with those types.. 5. He's not popular at all! If it's like that, i can have him all by myself! I'll have no rivals! Actually, i have to be honest, i'm yandere.. i go violent when i know that someone likes 'my man'... i don't care if itls a friend of mine, or a relative... or anyone else! Touch my man, and i'll cut you and gough out your eyes.. and i'll fry them in deep seated oil, and cut off your nails, and ypur fingers, and i'll sting your genitals with anything i can find--- teeheee~! Anyway... 6. He's actually a spear.. i'm fine with katanas and all.. but right now, i'm inlove with big weapons... literally.. i really love big aces like in those rpg's ... they looks so awesome!! I'm more of a Berserker not a mage.. mages suck.. in my opinion..you use more MP and when that happens, you obviously run out of it.. and have nothing else to do but die... but when you're a Berserker, you can still use magic and at the same time, give a killing blow with just ONE hit.. awesome isn't it? 7. He's really cute and when the time comes, he'll be really scary and tough... 8. His awakening doesn't really reveal much of his 'guns' haha i mean 'abs' x/////x but actually, you can see a glimpse... ((if he was a girl, i'd call it cleavage)) so yea.. in my definition.. he gots abs like Kogi does.. he just doesn't show it.. 9. He's not a flirty type of dude.. not like Mitsutada, he doesn't go around like, " look at me, i know you wanna sleep with me" or something... well, he doesn't... that cute! 10. He's a precious bae.. he said in his lines that he got nightmares.. and i'm thinking it's about the pacific war.. Oh, come here baby! Yer so cute i wanna see your uke side on me... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
haha

Otegine: ohh... my.... my life's in danger..

C'mere you lil fuckboy!! Imma come in to you and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Otegine: but you're a girl!!

Hahaha! I'm seme tho ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Otegine: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RUN AWAY!!

And thank you for following the development of Yandere Simulator.. Otegine!! I'm coming for you baby!!

HAPPY 100th MILESTONE???

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