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Ookurikara's tea..

One day, Ookurikara noticed that he's been fighting so much with Mitsutada... so, he thought of making it up to him...he tried making tea..

Kuri: Morning, brother!

Mitsu: oh... hello, Kuri-chan!

Kuri: i made you tea!

Mitsu: oh, nice! Green tea?

Kuri: no

MItsu: red tea?

Kuri: no

Mitsu: jasmine tea?

Kuri: no

Mitsu: hmmm.... well, fruit-flavored tea?

Kuri: no

Mitsu: don't tell me... vegetable flavored tea?

Kuri: no

Mitsu: what tea is that?

Kuri: Violet Yam Tea!!

Mitsu: WHAT!!?

Kuri: yea, violet yam tea!!

Mitsu: how are you even able to make yam as a tea?

Kuri: it's a latin-thing...

Mitsu: you don't make tea out of violet yam...

Kuri: well, i did!

Mitsu: is it hot?

Kuri: maybe.... maybe not..

Mitsu: it's cold isn't it....

Kuri: YEA!! *splash*

Mitsu: COLD PURPLE YAM TEA?!

Kuri: well, i made it... you can drink if you like...

Mitsu: no... not thirsty...*drinks from a cup of water*

Kuri: brother...

Mitsu: *sips LOUDLY*

Kuri: Brother!!

Mitsu: I'm not gonna drink it!!

Kuri: But I made this for you! *quitely*

Mitsu: dude....i said no...

Kuri: Drink It!

Mitsu: no!

Kuri: I want you to drink it!!

Mitsu: I'm not drinking it!

Kuri: drink this right now or I'll pour it on the floor and blame it on you!!

Mitsu: Oh yea! Real Mature, Ookurikara!

Kuri: *angry shouting* I MADE THIS FOR YOU!!!

Mitsu: ....so? what about it?

Kuri: * angry shouting* I DID THIS, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!

Mitsu: well, i'm not gonna drink it! *snob*

Kuri: *super angry* I HATE YOOOOU!!!

Mitsu: dude, that's all i hear!! Mitsutada, try this! Mitsutada, come with me! Mitsutada, i'm hungy! Mitsutada, let's watch yaoi! dude!

Kuri: *angry face*

Mitsu: the last time something like this happened, you did the same thing... it was... what was it again... Cinammon.. cinammon...what was it...

Kuri: curry....

Mitsu: yea! cinammon curry!

Kuri: it was a good idea!

Mitsu: yea, good enough, that we BOTH got scolded by Aruji-dono for Jiji being choked!

Kuri: so what?

Mitsu: can't forget that thing you also did... You poisoned Kogi for that...

Kuri: *angry shouting* YOU DRINK THIS RIGHT NOW!!

Mitsu: why do you even make one in the first place?!

Kuri: there's so much left of it, what am I going to do with all this Cold Purple Yam Tea?

Mitsu: drink it!

Kuri: NO!!

Mitsu: yes.

Kuri: *shouting* NOOOOOOO!!! *ran to Mitsutada and sat with him* Brother..Shokudaikiri MItsutada...

Mitsu: *whispers* yes....

Kuri: *whispers * DRINK.MY.COLD.PURPLE.YAM.TEA.

Mitsu: *sigh* alright...

Kuri: *wide smile*

Mitsu: *sip* ..... it's good..

Kuri: *smile*

*later that

Kuri: *making a business* Please buy my Cold Purple yam Tea!!