There was a tale...
*don
A tale about a house...
*dondon
And, in that house ...a doll named Aruji-dono lived for years...
*dondondon
And today...Aruji-dono will hunt you!
*dondondondon!
*Touken-Juring!!
Gokotai: uuugh! So scary!! *crying*
Honebami: who made this movie ..
Namazuo: cool right?
Honebami: no...
Nikkari: dude...just once...just once will you be...
Honebami: no.
Nikkari: Hone, could you not.
Souza: dudes, the movie's starting..
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Naki: urgh! How long will this stupid title get off the title screen?
Yamato: then, it won't be called 'title screen' anymore now would it?
Kashuu: oh it would be nice to live together~!
Yamato: dude..
Kashuu: dude.
Yamato: dude..i'm havin ze moment.
Kashuu: *eye rolling*
*Touken-Juring!!
Kogi: URGH!! WILL THAT EVER STOP?!
Shishio: bro, calm down.
Kogi: i tried doing that minutes ago...
Mitsutada: it's okay, i'm still cool...
Heshikiri: CHANGE YOUR SENTENCE!!
Mitsutada: what do you mean?
Heshikiri: when you don't want me no more, but you tell me don't go..
Ookurikara: what are you talking about?
Tsurumaru: Justin is gay.
Ichigo: He is not!
Yagen: i sense beliebers here..
Ichigo: well, i sense k-poppers..
Jiji: are you reffering to me?
Akashi: wow. Fantastic baby.
Both: dance! Ooooooh!
Ishikirimaru: dudes, k-pop and justin beiber sucks...
Akashi: yea? Well what are you..
Ishikirimaru: ONE DIRECTION.. YOU LOOK SO PERFECT STANDING THERE!
Uguisumaru:ON MY AMERICAN APAREL UNDERWEAR!
Izukinokami: o gawd
Horikawa: Kane-san! What should we do?
Both: IM INLOVE WITH A COCO!
Kasen: That's the worse music ever! Music is....*sings opera* YOU RAISE ME UP!!
Yoshiyuki: hah! Vintage is still better! WOOOOAHOAH! SWEET CHILD O MINE!!!
Otegine: nice pitch hit tho but, YOU USED TO CALL ME ON UR CELLPHONE. what the heck is a cellphone anyway? XD
Hotarumaru: no! THIS IS THE PART WHEN I SAY I DONT WANT IT, IM STRONGER THAN ANYTHING BEFORE!!
Aizen: BABY YOURE A FIREWORK! COME ON LET YOUR POWER BURST!
Imanotsurugi: ITS NOT ABOUT THE MONEYMONEY MONEY, WE DONT NEED YOUR MONEY MONEY MONEY
Iwatoshi: 1...21 GUNS!! LAY OUT YOUR ARMS! INTO THE SKY!!
Midare: GUYS!!
ALL: what?
Midare: psst! Jiroutachi!!
Jiroutachi: huh?
Midare: .....
All: .....?
Midare and Jiroutachi: IM A BARBIE GIRL, I A BARBIE WORLD!!
Taroutachi: o gawd.
Samonji bros: ASEREJE AH EJE! *CRYING IN SPANISH*
Yamanbagiri: *YELLS*
ALL: *quiets down*
Yamanbagiri: ......
............
......
All: Yaman-kun?
Yamanbagiri: AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU UUUAAAH! I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU AND IIIII IIIII WILL always loooove...yoouuuuuuuUuuu!
Yamabushi: *gets up and gives applause*
Horikawa: *copies Yamabushi*
Yamabushi: Yaman-kun! I love you too...
Horikawa: e-eh?
Yamanbagiri: dude...no homo right?
Yamabushi: all of the homo!! Kakaka!!
Yamanbagiri: *flirtatiously winking at kakaka*
Yamabushi: ka..ka...ka...*faints*
Nakigitsune's fox : FINALLY!!
Shishio's lion: ARIEL HAPPENED TO ME, ONE WASH BLEACH--
Nakigitsune's fox: *throws a rock* i was talking about the movie, ya dope!
Shishio's lion: *crying in lion king*
Gokotai's tigers: Is there a movie where tigers are the protagonist? Not the villain?
Gokotai: hmmm...Jungle book?
Gokotai's tigers: *crying*
*Touken-Juring!!
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