Touken Ranbu on Crack

Power!

Today, the swords thought of doing something new for today...

Doudanuki: Let's go indoors today...

All: huh?

Doudanuki: follow me.

Shishio: dude, you don't even have a twitter...

Doudanuki: *disturbingly angry face*

Shishio: ovo;

All: *went inside the citadel*

Doudanuki: okay!

Tonbokiri: why are we here?

Doudanuki: We are going to do some sports today.

Otegine: uhh...Pardon me, Some of us might damage the interior if we play here outside...

Doudanuki: hmmm... good idea...move out!

All: *what the heck expression*

*now at the open field*

Hotarumaru: why are we here?

Doudanuki: we will play... SOCCER!

ALL: EEEEH!?

Doudanuki: that's right!

Kogi: how do you play this?

Doudanuki: you must kick the ball till it hits the enemy's base. All of us must work together. One of you will be assigned to protect the base and make sure the ball will not go in your base. If it does, the enemy will score. Also, don't act violently. Avoid using your hands in the game. If you do, your team will lose points.

Ichigo: this sounds fun already.

Doudanuki: should I call Aruji-dono to be our Referee?

Mitsutada: no need. Gokotai cab be the Referee.

Gokotai: yes please!

Kasen: we'll get sweaty if we play..

Hachisuka: i agree.. it's too iformal!

Doudanuki: tie them up!

Nagasone and Nihongou: *nod*

Kasen and Hachisuka: *squirming*

Doudanuki: Let's form a team! Divide by 2 everyone!

Hakata: that means, everyone should be 24 in their team.. should it be 11 players only?

Doudanuki: it's okay! All of us must play!

Kasen: *tied up to a tree* But, won't they get tired? What if one of them tripped and got injured badly?

Hachisuka: *also tied up* Yea!

Doudanuki: hmm... good point.

Hakata: I'll be captain to my team, is it alright, Doudanuki-san?

Doudanuki: sure. Go with your brothers.

Hakata: thank you! *gathers his brothers* ROW CALL!! 1

Akita: 2

Midare: 3

Yagen: 4

Hirano: 5

Maeda: 6

Namazuo: 7

Honebami: 8

Ichigo: 9

Nakigitsune: 10

Sadamune: 11!

Horikawa: 12

Izuminokami: 13