Touken Ranbu on Crack

Update!

There was a request.

The request said that...

"Swimming please "

I thought about making the swords swim... but...

I really just can't... cause...

*flashback

Kogi: ehh...it's so hot..

Naki: yea...

*there's a pool

Kogi: Naki...

Naki: ...

Kogi: *pushes him*

Naki: *fell in the pool*

Kogi: *evil smile*

Naki: *drowns*

Kogi: shit! I forgot about that!

Naki: *bubble bubble*

Kogi: Naki! I'll save you! *dives*

Naki: .... *still drowning*

Kogi: *drowns*

Jiji: *walks in* Oh! That looks like fun! Haha! *dives*

Yoshiyuki: I DONT WANT TO FEEL LEFT OUT!! *dives*

Tonbokiri: ...Otegine

Otegine: yea?

Tonbokiri: look at them..

Otegine: what about them?

Tonbokiri: looks fun

Otegine: Yea..

Tonbokiri: ....

Otegine: I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU!! *pushes Tonbokiri* BUT IM FEELING 22!!

Nihoungou: EVERYTHINGS GONNA FEEL ALRIGHT YEA! SO ILL PUSH YOU TOO!

Otegine: ...wat

Nihoungou: *sings trololol song*

Otegine: ....

Nihoungou: *pushes him*

Otegine: AHH!! *grabs his arms*

Both: *drowns together*

Doudanuki: NO!! OTEGINE IS CHEATING ON ME!! *dives*

*Until all of the swords fell in and drowns...

You: WHAT HAPPENED!? WHY ARE YOU ALL WET?

Kogi: you see, Aruji-dono..

Ookurikara: it's his fault

Kogi: what?!

Naki: yea.. your fault..

Tonbokiri: i'm blaming Oregine for this.

Nihoungou: me too..

Otegine: what?!

Mitsutada: nah! I'll blame Hasebe here..

Heshikiri: dafuq.

Tsurumaru: yea!

Heshikiri: what do you mean 'yea'? You pushed me! I just pulled that occult dude..

Mitsutada: are you calling me an Occult club member!?

Heshikiri: thats what you did first in YandereSim.

Mitsutada: .....true..

Heshikiri: also, your one eye..

Mitsutada: yea...Like, i could do anything about that..

Heshikiri: sure you can.

Mitsutada: gimme your eye..

Heshikiri: i'm not your mom!

Mitsutada: glad you weren't.. if you were, i'll look like a nerd. I'll mever have as much fangirls that i have now..

Heshikiri: are you saying that I'm not handsome?

Mitsutada: no.. what i'm trying to say is that you're uglier than me.. I'm not ugly at all.. that's one thing..

Tsurumaru: oh, so the number of Fangirls you get is the percentage of how handsome you are.

Mitsutada: true.

Otegine: I got only one fangirl...

Mitsutada: *handsome guy pose* aww.. too bad..

Otegine: my fangirl is the author of this book... so, it would mean that I'm the most handsome man/sword in her eyes.. since, she doesn't have a crush on you..

Mitsutada: oh yea?

Ookurikara: she sees me as a child. Does that mean anything?

Tsurumaru: you're young looking..

Ookurikara: *whispers* yes...

Souza: probably immature..

Ookurikara: *cries silently*

Yagen: that's mean..

Souza: thank you..

Yagen: your welcome.

*Turns out that the swords drowned, because they're swords... steel will float down to the deep surface of the water... cause iron.. cause alchemy...cause chemistry...